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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

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[tooscience]

I THINK YOU MEAN DEADLY!

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[forcowardice]

That's the complete opposite of what I mean.

Do you like belly rubs? What about nose pats?

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[tooscience]

I WILL NOT BE TAKEN DOWN BY YOUR MAMMALIAN ASSAULT!

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[forcowardice]

Spooky scary pettings will bring you down, Dinoguy.

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[tooscience]

NOT WHEN I FIGHT WITH TOOTH AND CLAW! AND GUNS!

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[forcowardice]

Not before my sneak attack will bring you to sleep.

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[tooscience]

MAMMALS COULDN'T EVEN PUT A ROCK TO SLEEP!

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[forcowardice]

Rocks... don't sleep.

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[tooscience]

DO NOT QUESTION MY INTELLECT!

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[forcowardice]

Sure. Okay.

Good luck with that mime thing.

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[tooscience]

I WILL NOT BE A MIME!

[And now he's just raging and little crystals are popping into existence in the air around him. Look at what you did Fulcrum. I hope you're proud.]