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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

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[tooscience]

I am a genius, half-ape! I know what buttons do! Your iPhones are nothing new to me!

Hmmmmm... When I get all that I need, then you can have your useless timetable!

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[hydraated]

[Awesome. Great.]

Then you get your crystals. Lots of them.

[watch, Ward will rob a new age store as soon as he finds one] Any color?

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[tooscience]

[H'ssssk taps his chin for a moment before speaking.]

Yellow! Maybe some blue... Red too! And some orange and green.