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[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

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I am a scientist! I can demand whatever I want!

So am I, and you don't see me making demands.

Because you're a stupid mammal.

Brilliant mammal, actually. And I find that you catch more flies with honey, especially when you're looking for something valuable.

There's no such thing as a brilliant mammal.

Obviously you haven't met very many of us then.

I've met plenty and you're all dumb!

Okay, sure buddy.

You know, that's not very scientific of you, if you're not testing and retesting your theory constantly.

Are you suggesting that I am not a good scientist?!

I'm suggesting that every scientist has their blind spots.

Bah! I have no blind spots!

Oh yes, of course. [ Said in that all-too mocking way. ] How silly of me.

[Right over his head.]

Yes, foolish mammal! Realize and wallow in your mistakes!

I don't know if I'd wallow. No offense, but that's a little much.

Realize and die from your mistakes!

[There, he made it less drastic for you.]

Uh.

Maybe I'll avoid the dying part.

Edited (whoa tense hell) 2014-09-26 02:04 (UTC)

Don't be shy mammal. It's good for you!

Uh. Death. Is good for me? No thanks, I've always been more interested in what's bad for me.

Your loss, mammal.

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