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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

Comments

[tooscience]

I don't have to!

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm. I guess I'll just, you know. Eat all these crystals, then. Like humans do. When their dinosaur masters won't at least terrorize two teenagers in a theme park or something for my entertainment.

[tooscience]

Mammals don't eat crystals!

[aggressiveapathy]

Try me.

[tooscience]

This is mammal trickery!

[aggressiveapathy]

Better than your dino-trickery.

[tooscience]

Mammal trickery is the worst kind!

[aggressiveapathy]

So you admit I'm better at it than you.

[tooscience]

You're not better at anything!

[aggressiveapathy]

Tricked you.

[tooscience]

While you may think you tricked me, secretary mammal, you did not!

[aggressiveapathy]

Fine. You win. It's under the bridge.

[tooscience]

...Which bridge?