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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

Comments

voice;

[reptiledysfunction]

Thank you, [ said in a more-than-slightly exasperated tone. ] Now I don't have any quartz crystals on me, but if I find some then I'll give them to you, okay?

[ yeah, he's not giving the dinosaur any crystals. ]

voice;

[tooscience]

Yes, give them to me! Some calcite too.

voice;

[reptiledysfunction]

Like I said, if I find some, I'll give them to you.

voice;

[tooscience]

Get to searching, mammal!

voice;

[reptiledysfunction]

I'm not- [ and then he just siiiiighs. ] Can't you at least ask politely?

voice;

[tooscience]

No.