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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

Comments

[tooscience]

Mammals are infecting the other dimensions?! Bah!

[heralding]

You're "infecting" them, too.

[tooscience]

Infecting with my genius!

[heralding]

And how do you suppose that's happening?

[tooscience]

How isn't it happening.

[heralding]

You don't strike me as being that smart.

[tooscience]

You're wrong mammal!

[heralding]

Well, for one, you're assuming I'm your average mammal. It's a mistake many have made.

[tooscience]

What matters is that you're a mammal.

[heralding]

Imbued with the powers of a god.

[tooscience]

Still a mammal!

[heralding]

I've figured it out. You're very narrowminded about this, aren't you?

[tooscience]

I'm focused not narrow-minded!

[heralding]

That sounds like the same thing to me.

[tooscience]

It would to a stupid mammal.

[heralding]

Even that is narrowminded.

[tooscience]

Bah! You know nothing!

[heralding]

And neither do you, so I believe we're done here.