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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

Comments

[tooscience]

That would be impossible.

[hands4healing]

All right, I wouldn't exist.

[tooscience]

And you wouldn't remember this!

[hands4healing]

I'd still know you did it before I winked out of existence!

[tooscience]

That's not how time works!

[hands4healing]

Until you actually went back in time, I'd know what you were doing!

[tooscience]

Except you'd not remember, remembering!

[hands4healing]

Except I would, until the second you actually went back in time!

[tooscience]

But you also wouldn't!

[hands4healing]

But I would until then!

[tooscience]

I don't have to argue how time works with you!

[hands4healing]

[But it's fun, isn't it?]

Fine, don't argue with me. But when you can't get any crystals from people who don't want to die, don't come crying.