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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

Comments

voice;

[tooscience]

They're small enough to fit in my mouth, and your species is dumb! The dumbest stink infestation!

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

What an ignorant, ill-informed series of lies to spew. You're not as smart as you want people to think, which was only made more evident by your stunted repetition. Why, do you think, do you need people to admire your lacking intellect?

Or do you also lack the insight to honestly answer that?

voice;

[tooscience]

Until you time travel you can't make that assumption! And it is hardly my fault if your language of grunts doesn't have the proper words to formulate the most elegant of sentences!

I don't need you mammals to admire anything, but you should. My genius is going to kill you after all.