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[psychofailed]

[So, some people might be familiar with Kogami, otherwise known as Mr. Tall, Dark, and Broody, who tends not to talk much and smokes more often than not. He's kind of got a tough guy air, basically.

...Which is effectively going to be shattered by this post, considering there's a gray tabby cat curled up and purring on his lap, and he's been gently stroking at its ears despite himself.]

So, um. Has anyone been missing a cat? She's been coming by my house every day for the last couple weeks, so I figured I should ask around, since there's no tags or anything.

...Otherwise, if you could point me toward resources on how to take care of a cat, that'd...be helpful, thanks.

[Because he's secretly a huge softie and feels too guilty to just send it back outside or drop it off at a shelter when the rain stops 8|;;;;]

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[heroforhobby]

[Along with the English is a post in Japanese that is pretty much the same thing, but the comm is translating it to English for him and he figures he might as well post both. It's a big world, and surely Japanese is still spoken on this Earth, so maybe he'll get lucky and find a speaker. Either way, it becomes clear why he's posting in text and not any other way as the viewer reads on.]

Hi.

Does anyone out there know how to change the translator voice on the phone they gave us? I can't figure it out... Mine might be broken or something. [Or he has no patience for a complicated piece of technology...]

Don't get me wrong, the British woman's voice is nice, I guess, but it's weird hearing stuff I'm saying coming out that way.

I don't mind hearing everyone else that way when it translates back to me, though. It's kind of funny.

(I hope this thing is actually translating right. It would suck to ask for help and it just comes out as asking about goldfish poops....)

Oh. And.

I'm living in Maurtia Falls. What's the best stores to go to for guys on a budget for food and clothes? I can't keep wearing and washing my costume every day. It probably wouldn't be good to wear it for this "job" they gave me, either. Hell if I know what you would even wear to a "job" like this, anyway, so shorts and a T-shirt'll have to do. IF I can find a good store.

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[dirtyredneck]

[Daryl has yet to use this for actually posting to the network. Until now. And it's only because he doesn't know where else to turn.]

I think I need a lawyer. Not for defense. For contracts.

[And that was all he was going to put up. Hopefully one of the other imPorts would be a lawyer or could point him in the right direction.]

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[exiled_honor]

[Alberich thinks he's handling this device correctly. The people who greeted him had explained it, and he's gone over it several times since then. He's still not certain of everything it's capable of, but he can learn that later (if he remains here). For the moment, he just needs to ask a question.]

Has anyone seen a white horse acting...extremely intelligently?

This may sound strange, but I would appreciate any help.

[The answer is going to be "no." If Kantor were here, after all, Alberich would know.

But he had to ask.]

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[sweetdreamsare]

[ It took Peter a while to figure out the whole smartphone thing. To be fair though for him 'a while' was like... five minutes. Maybe six. Oh he still hadn't figured out EVERYTHING yet, but like the basics? Totally down. He had to fight the urge to try and take it apart and put it back together again. He had a feeling it was waaaay more complicated then the walkmans and arcade cabinets he pulled apart and tweaked. ]

This thing is so awesome... Like something outta a scifi flick or something...

[ There's a guy with a silver mullet and motorcycle goggles perched on his head on the screen. No really. Dude looks like he walked right outta the 80s. He pretty much did too. There's also an odd high pitched buzzing noise in the background. Technically it was music. A mix of Queen, David Bowie, Rush, and Pink Floyd. Not that most would notice. It was being plaid at like... several hundred times the normal speed. Luckily Peter notices he left his walkman on and he flips it off after a couple seconds. ]

Anyway, hey. Name's Peter Maximoff and it's come to my attention that it is the year 2016. Last I checked it was 1983.  That means I'm missing out on 33 years worth of music and that's a damn tragedy. [Clearly that's his most important issue here now. ] So y'know. I need recs from all you future people! What's good? What sucks? I'm not too picky about genre but I gotta have music or I'll probably go crazy.

[ OK so really he's still worrying about his mom and his sisters and the kids at the Prof's school and other family issues that he just really doesn't wanna think about daddy issues don't ask. So to keep his mind off things he's just gonna think about music and stuff because running more laps around the city really isn't helping him much. ]

Oh! And video games. There's gotta be like at least a dozen new versions of the Atari and ColecoVision by now, right?