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[spidersense]

[ name attached is still jessica drew ]

humor me, will you guys? two truths, one lie.
if you don't know how to play, essentially, you spot the lie. I'll start.

1. I have an IQ of 140+.
2. a two-eyed no-horned floating purple people eater tried to eat my planet.
3. I'm related to Octodad.

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[spidersense]

2? the other ones are way too normal.

[spidersense]

going from rats to humans isn't that big of a leap though, right?

1:2. your turn.

and it sounds like you've never seen The Evil Dead which is a travesty.

[deadtective]

Wrong. You'd think it would be that easy, but I'm not actually lucky enough to have nice normal things.

[spidersense]

we've all thought it but that was the name they went with.

0:3. yeah, Cap got elected as president before he died.

[spidersense]

it's just a lie, Miles. nothing real world about it.

[ in other words yes don't talk about it!!!! not only is it a Secret but she'd rather just not... bring him up.]

your turn.

[voice]

[pariya]

This is supposed to be a game? Well-- I too can spout a whole bunch of words that nobody else is going to understand, but you don't see me doing it!!

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[spidersense]

what the

is it 1? don't really want to imagine your dad theoretically being into jailbait.

[spidersense]

3? maybe?

uhm. the superheroes of my world. it was a pretty huge deal.

[spidersense]

that sounds awful and also I want to try it.

1. I almost drowned in a flood once.
2. I'm a mutant.
3. I've had a job as part of a think-tank.

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[unbreaker]

wrroooonnnngggg

he's not into that, btw, he's just...old.

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[spidersense]

it's a game. not a very good one.

see? I told you. soy milk is gross.

1. I've had uranium poisoning.
2. I met the Hulk once.
3. I can count pi up to the 50th digit.

[text]

[spidersense]

uh? you alright there?

[tadeadshi]

I can make you some? We already ate the batch I made the other week but it wouldn't take much to make it again.

I think anyone that comes here could classify as a mutant, so not that one.

Going with #1.

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[debauchewy]

ah, u lose! ♣ it was 3.

[Who is his mother, he has no idea.]

[firstborncopper]

One: I'm over 500 years old.
Two: I can fly.
Three: I have no sisters.

[notyourfathersosborn]

...All right then.

Wow. How did your cap die?

That was a guess, I didn't think I'd guessed right.

1. My wife's name is Brenda
2. My best friend's name is Phil
3. I'm named after my father

[heartstings]

We'll not go there.

[A pause.] I guess at this point it's practically cheating to spot your lie.

[voice]

[pariya]

Just fine! Here! Let's see how you like it!

One: I haven't finished making all my suzani yet!
Two: I actually really do think the obi non I make is better than anyone else's!
Three: I'm related to the Jizak clan!

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[animalage]

thanks but i just play a lot of video games.

awesome kay
1) ive been in space
2) hamburgers are my favourite food
3) i speak arabic

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[shutterbugged]

I was this close to being Octonephew.

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[spidersense]

[ holy shit.

she actually almost just disconnects from this conversation because that idea is so triggering & upsetting & man ]

that's

a joke, right? like, you're joking. you're ignoring the rules of the game and you're lying about the lie that's what's happening here.

[sewoften]

[ aaaaand this is where we learn iori seriously doesn't care and basically one person could call him out about being a shit about this ]

Yes.

I imagine it would be. Congratulations to them on their achievement.

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[112ounces]

I haven't been playing much of games but not from lack of trying.

2?

sorry for threadjack

[databoner]

[Cue arrival of the one person who would call him out.]

"Above average height"?

Perhaps if we were to compare you to a series of small dogs.

ruthlessly end this imposter

[sewoften]

[ wow inumuta is this the molehill you want to die on ]

We can start with corgis.