fistofthejoestar: (along the drifting cloud)
Jonathan Joestar ([personal profile] fistofthejoestar) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-03-23 11:52 pm

04 | voice

I'm sorry to ruin all of the pleasant news that's been shared recently, but this is important.

[this is quite a departure in tone from what people on the network usually hear from Jonathan - it's steely and solemn, no trace of the sunny young man chatting amiably about dogs and lost items.]

A week ago two imPorts were kidnapped by a man named Robert Jennings for the sole purpose of hunting them down like animals. [the disgust in his voice is barely contained] They were rescued and Mr. Jennings himself was apprehended - but a group called the Go Fors whose services he utilized is still operating.

They provided technology which made it possible to spirit the pair of them away without causing suspicion, as well as keep them trapped long enough to be hunted. There were at least six individuals involved; I can provide names and some other information to whoever would like it.

This can't be allowed to happen again. I'll do whatever I can to help anyone interested in taking this up as well, whether through more details or physical assistance, but...in the meantime, please be careful, everyone.

[there's no telling what else they might attempt before they're brought down.]
heavyhitter: (what part of party don't you understand)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ wait, seriously. She stares at him for a few seconds, then heaves a sigh. ]

Get on.
heavyhitter: (am i too dirty am i too flirty?)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, she at least won this victory. And she's known Jonathan long enough in turn to know it would be a real dick move to try and insist he actually ride like a normal person and cuddle up, so she accepts the awkward perch. Not without another exaggerated sigh, though. ]

Seriously, Jojo. You're a piece of work. [ But okay, fine. She kicks the vespa off its stand, guns it, and leans forward as the little thing promptly takes off from the ground and starts its hovering journey. She's grinning immediately, of course. That never gets old. ] Don't fall off and die!
heavyhitter: spider, believe me (if you should leave me)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not a long ride, especially not with the way Ramir drives. It may just be a vespa, but she definitely treats it like a motorcycle. She goes considerably faster than the recommended speed limit, weaves in and out of cars when they're going too slow for for her, and seems to have never heard of the concept of slowing down for corners. So it's just about five minutes when she checks her phone's map one last time, and pulls up by a little park off the main road with a placid pond off to the side. She gestures toward it grandly. ]

Your stage awaits.
heavyhitter: (am i too dirty am i too flirty?)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ramir had left the vespa at the edge of the grass and gone along with Jonathan, right up until the water line. She'd stopped there, but her grin is quick and pretty impressed. She keeps her eyes on the water at his feet, and drops to a crouch to see it a little better. ]

That's so cool. How're you doing it?
heavyhitter: (am i too dirty am i too flirty?)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ She totally can, ripples aren't supposed to look like that. Neat. She finally glances up again from feet and water to eyes, still grinning. Hopefully, this time: ] So if it's just surface tension, does that mean other people can walk on it?
heavyhitter: we don't need no camouflage (it's who we are)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's just a pond, but she still feels a little twist of discomfort when she glances through the water, trying to see the bottom. But that's stupid. It's probably like six inches. And even if it were deeper, it's not like she can't swim. Stupid. ]

I have never minded getting wet. [ Which probably goes over his head, but at least she said it. She hops back to her feet, fidgeting at the edge of the water. ] Should I just... go for it?
heavyhitter: we don't need no camouflage (it's who we are)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ She watches the patterns for a few long seconds, judging and considering, then steps out toward the water — onto the water, hopefully. She realizes an instant too late that she probably should have taken her shoes off first. This is her only pair, it would suck to get them damp and smelling like ducks... ]
heavyhitter: in 45 seconds (i bet i could steal that car AND trash i)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ A grin splits her face again as soon as she fails to sink through the water — but she's still quick to slap a hand into his. If things go terribly wrong, he's probably strong enough to keep her from totally wrecking her boots. ]

Nice! [ She picks up both feet a few times, convincing herself that she's really standing on water, then half crouches to try running her hand through it. ] Man, look at this. In your whole Jesus allegory, does this make me Peter?
heavyhitter: how can i help what you think (how can i help it)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'll do my best not to lose my shit over any stray gusts of wind. [ She shakes her hand free of water when she pulls it up again, huffs a quick laugh, and straightens to glance over at him. ] You got an awesome power.
heavyhitter: and here's the party it turned into! (here's the mutiny i promised you)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you are. But getting sentimental is what old geezers do, so it's fine.

[ She says it fondly, but it does sort of remind her that she's just kind of standing here holding hands with someone. Totally not in accordance to her badass look. She pulls her hand back and takes a step back toward land again. ]

Anyway— I think I got the picture.
heavyhitter: we don't need no camouflage (it's who we are)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ She pauses, immediately intrigued. Anything Jonathan is actually volunteering has got to be good. ]

Yeah, sure.

[ It sounds casual, but she's immediately (still slightly cautiously) retracing her steps and watching him expectantly. ]

Whatcha got?
heavyhitter: (we gonna lose our minds tonight)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2015-04-02 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh yeah, she's into it. Her grin is back immediately, and she even adds a little applause, a whole audience of one. ]

Yeah, nice! [ Her grin is aimed toward him just as fast as it'd come back. ] Shit, do that again. And remind me never to piss you off in a pool!

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