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maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
moneyballer) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- † asher millstone | beefcake,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † death | didi,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † edward kenway | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † melkor | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † pakunoda | n/a,
- † rose wilson | ravager,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † spot conlon | king of brooklyn,
- † tatsuma sakamoto | motormouth,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001 | Video
Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
[Audio]
We don't need to know about your dreams!
no subject
[please leave her alone Asher]
You may not wanna know about my dreams, but I'd like to know all about yours.
[GO AWAY]
no subject
I doubt that.
[Dry voice. Desert dry.]
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[look at that "casual" shrug
it's clear he exudes ego, idiocy, and white privilege
just shoot him now]
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Then thinks that's probably a horrible thing to think, considering how everyone in Rush Valley yelled at Ed and Al for destroying the city. They hadn't, just messed it up some and...
...off topic.]
I don't know you well enough to share my dreams.
[Nightmares.]
no subject
[Asher tilts his head to the side.]
We can talk about other kinds of dreams! Less personal stuff. Like, before I got here, I was going to law school 'cause I wanted to be a lawyer. I still wanna do it! I just need to find out if I can enroll somewhere. They gave me a job in court and that's been pretty cool so far.
What about you?
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I'm sure there's a school that would accept you...I'm attending high school part time now.
[An eyeroll, not that you can see it. She's irritated she has to go back to school after dropping out at age eleven.]
I'm working with StarkTech the rest of the time, building prosthetics.
no subject
[Oh.]
Oh, hell no.
[ASHER SHE'S NOT SIXTEEN???]
no subject
Is something wrong with high school?
no subject
In a whisper, to himself:]
I don't wanna go to jail.
[At least he was training to be a lawyer. He has some skills! He can talk his way out of this one... Right?]
no subject
[Eyeroll.]
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[She clearly isn't getting it. The girl doesn't look that young, but man! Teenagers these days look a lot more adult-like.]
Just! Hey, y'know, for the record...
[Have an awkward laugh.]
How old are you?
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I attend school here part time and work for StarkTech part time. And it's weird being in school again. I dropped out when I was eleven to help my grandmother take care of some patients, and started my informal apprenticeship training then.
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CUE PANICKING
SEVENTEEN?!?!?!
Asher facepalms on the other end.]
I just hit on a fucking seventeen year old. Oh, god! Millstone!
You've hit rock bottom already. Well. Okay! Yeah! At least there's nowhere to go but up.
[?!??!]
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Don't worry, I didn't take it seriously.
[Whut is flirting.]