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maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
moneyballer) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- † asher millstone | beefcake,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † death | didi,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † edward kenway | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † melkor | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † pakunoda | n/a,
- † rose wilson | ravager,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † spot conlon | king of brooklyn,
- † tatsuma sakamoto | motormouth,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001 | Video
Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
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[ furrowing his eyebrows at asher because never mind he knows exactly what it is, but most people tended to tiptoe around him looking like he'd just walked out of a grave. ]
I enjoy not being kidnapped.
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It's obvious that Asher doesn't believe a word of that.]
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[ ADULTS ARE WEIRD. he's not even sure why he feels the need to prove himself to asher, but he's replying indignantly anyways. ]
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[This guy may be a little sad-looking, but he's not as mean as some of the other folks on this thing. Asher respects that, so he'll give the kid a chance.]
What's your favorite hobby?
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You... wouldn't know it.
[ he's not being a hipster as much as slightly embarrassed given how his pale features are turning slightly red and he's not looking directly at the screen. a lot of his hobbies were from when he was young and excitable and not afraid to admit that he loved video games. plus, all of it seems a little out of asher's age range? maybe? ]
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Dude.
[blurted out because he's a nincompoop:]
Are you a heroin addict? Remember, crack is whack! Stay away from that shit.
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[ which doesn't exclude him from being a heroin addict necessarily, but it lowers the chances?? ]
It's not-- I don't do drugs. [ his life is already too messed up. ]
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Listen, kiddo.
It's best to be honest about this kind of stuff. We can get you some help.