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asher fuckboy millstone ([personal profile] moneyballer) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm

001 | Video

Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!

[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]

Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.

[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]

Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-

[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]

Would look great in a supersuit.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-04-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ideally it would go on the outside of the spandex.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-04-14 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, but I think I'll have to pass. I'm just as vulnerable to glitter as anyone else.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-04-14 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You could say there's an art to what I do.

I do art therapy with toddlers here, actually. The fingerpainting is fun.
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-04-15 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
What's stopping you from doing it now?
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[personal profile] ahappyending 2015-04-17 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
There are these things called 'craft stores,' you know.