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maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
moneyballer) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- † asher millstone | beefcake,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † death | didi,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † edward kenway | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † melkor | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † pakunoda | n/a,
- † rose wilson | ravager,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † spot conlon | king of brooklyn,
- † tatsuma sakamoto | motormouth,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001 | Video
Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
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It's-
[He flails his arms around uselessly.]
It's....
[oh god wait a minute what IS the groove thing exactly is it your body, the way you dance, or-]
Oh god, it's your butt, right? Shit! That has to be it.
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[Melkor is very intrigued and then smiles. He is definitely going to be using this phrase again and he will have to try that little dance.]
And to have fun, you shake it, correct? This is very interesting!
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[He nods his head all too vigorously.]
Yeaaahhhhhhh! That's it! Now you've got it!