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maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
moneyballer) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- † asher millstone | beefcake,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † death | didi,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † edward kenway | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † melkor | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † pakunoda | n/a,
- † rose wilson | ravager,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † spot conlon | king of brooklyn,
- † tatsuma sakamoto | motormouth,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001 | Video
Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
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MURDERERS
PSYCHOPATHS
VILLAINS???? KEEP THE SMALL CHILD INSIDE]
Hey...
[He swallows hard, clearing his throat. There's something markedly different about his tone of voice, even though he's trying to be cheerful still.]
Sounds like fun! Sign me up. I'll go with you whenever you wanna sing some tunes. But, but! Since I'm gonna be a member of your entourage, you gotta call me every time before you leave okay? I'm old enough to drive.
I'll pick you up. It'll be easier that way.
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This idea is so exciting Mabel completely misses his tone changing and any implications about child safety. She has a new friend! A new friend who is joining her new entourage! She's going to have to buy matching sunglasses for him and all of her pigs.]
I'll definitely call you! It's so cool you can drive us places... Wait, do you live in Heropa?
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That brings a smile to his face. Her earnest joy is really cute.]
Yup! House 18, I think?
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[Has the post been coming from inside the house the entire time]