moneyballer: by yaylikeawon @ plurk (19)
asher fuckboy millstone ([personal profile] moneyballer) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm

001 | Video

Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!

[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]

Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.

[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]

Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-

[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]

Would look great in a supersuit.
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Wishful beginnings.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-04-15 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The Midgardian piece of paper declaring independence from tyranny and over taxation from a carefully devised mortal monetary system.

What about it?


[ don't be a jerk Loki.




nah gonna be a jerk.
]
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (As the world falls down.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-04-25 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, good. You've given up. That was a fair amount easier than I anticipated. I thought I'd have to struggle through at LEAST 5 or 6 more. ;)

And you should take the offer.

The judge, I mean.

It's not looking good for you, otherwise.