moneyballer: by yaylikeawon @ plurk (19)
asher fuckboy millstone ([personal profile] moneyballer) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm

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Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!

[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]

Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.

[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]

Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-

[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]

Would look great in a supersuit.
brushoff: (ohhh my god that's dumb)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-04-17 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I can see you judging me over the camera and really, I don't know what I did to deserve this. [ he knows exactly what he did to deserve this. ]
hands4healing: (Boys are stupid)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2015-04-18 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[And she knows it, Dorian!]

Do I really have to spell it out to you?
brushoff: (yeah perhaps NOT)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-04-18 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ siiiiigh ] I think I can get the general impression.
hands4healing: (I have questions)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2015-04-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She wuffs you Dorian, and wants better for you.]

But I guess if it...he...can make you happy, who am I to stand in the way of...

a bad...badonkey? Thing.
brushoff: (ohhh my god that's dumb)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2015-04-20 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ ohhh dear lord. ]

He's talking about his ass.
hands4healing: (That's so not right.)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2015-04-21 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
...is that why he was wiggling that way?!