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[moneyballer]

Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!

[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]

Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.

[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]

Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-

[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]

Would look great in a supersuit.

Comments

[bindsthedead]

No one from this world has any powers. We're the only ones that do, and that makes some people nervous, even though most see us as heroes and protectors. [Still, now that he seems to be taking things seriously, Sabriel's tone is a lot softer.]

And I think they call us ImPorts because we were brought here by a device called the Porter. Which is apparently how some people got their powers- although I've always been a mage.

[moneyballer]

["And I've always been human."

He wants to say, but he doesn't.]

I can understand that.

A bunch of weirdoes show up outta nowhere, and get all these powers that they don't have. Some people mean well, but a lot of 'em are dicks too.

[He nods, taking in what she has to say.]

I'll do my best to be good. To do good.

Even if these powers'll take some getting used to.

[bindsthedead]

I misread you- you do have a grasp on the situation. [It's praise, and not particularly grudging.]

If you know what your powers are- there are a lot of us, and we all have different abilities. Plenty of people are willing to help others learn how to powers- although unless yours are tied to magic or death, I probably won't be able to help you.

[moneyballer]

["I misread you."

Three simple words, but no matter how simple they are, they matter. Asher's overcome by a strange feeling that he attempts to quell within himself: a brief flutter of happiness. Different from the bursts of enthusiasm he normally experiences, the emotion is subtle, fleeting.]

Nah, it's cool! I'll be able to figure 'em out.

I mean, I was able to juggle law school, working at this kickass law firm, and being unbelievably awesome. I think I can handle it.

[bindsthedead]

Are you sure? I'm sure you'll do just fine juggling responsibilities, but mastering abilities can be tricky.

[moneyballer]

It's gonna be tricky, but I have to do it.

[If he wants to survive, right?

There are dangerous people here.]

Don't worry about it! I'll figure it out. Maybe I'll take lessons from a pro!

[bindsthedead]

Then I wish you the best of luck. [She means it. For a lawyer, he doesn't seem that bright, but at least he means well.]

What powers did you receive? I know the Xavier Institute offers lessons.

[moneyballer]

Superstrength! And, somethin' else? Dang, I forgot. I read the file and chugged a bunch of beers after. I was celebrating! Yeah.

[Asher is eager and his language is definitely juvenile, and while his usual shenanigans are immature, he knows the law pretty well and can use that knowledge to aid him in the courtroom.

He just gets caught up in this whole cool-guy facade- He tries far too hard to be liked.]

Xavier Institute, huh? I'll look up locations and times and stuff. There are two kids in my house, so...

I don't know how I feel about leavin' 'em alone at night.

[bindsthedead]

Find a nanny? Or a babysitter? That's what they're called here, right? Or take them along. Maybe they could learn something too.

And I'd suggest not drinking anymore alcohol until you've got a grip on your powers. For safety's sake.

[moneyballer]

I don't know if I could trust anybody with these guys just yet.

[This girls seems alright, though.]

I guess that's a good idea.

[As disappointed as Asher sounds, he knows it's the truth. Superstrength can be a pretty lethal power.]

You've been hella helpful. Thanks for that.

What's your name?

[bindsthedead]

Most people on the network are all right.

And it's fine- my name is Sabriel.

[moneyballer]

Uh, Asher Millstone.

[He nods in her direction.]

It's nice to meet you. Sab... Sabriel? Like, Gabriel, but with an "S?"