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asher fuckboy millstone ([personal profile] moneyballer) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm

001 | Video

Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!

[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]

Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.

[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]

Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-

[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]

Would look great in a supersuit.
brushoff: (oooh guuuurl)

[personal profile] brushoff 2015-04-20 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
But you're a lawyer going to a burlesque bar. [ said in the same tone that one would use to tell a two year old 'the stove is hot, you really shouldn't touch it.'

still, if Asher says he'll dress down, then he'll dress down. and if he doesn't...well, Dorian can take him shopping and start to push some ideas later.
]

I just don't want you to look out of place, that's all.
brushoff: (you MUST be joking)

[personal profile] brushoff 2015-04-20 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ thankfully, Dorian has enough sense to keep his mouth shut and not make a sex joke about Asher always being on top ]

See you then.

[ pause, wait, oh yeah, he kind of forgot one SUPER CRUCIAL THING for introductions. ] Oh, I forgot, my name's Dorian Gray. I don't think I got your name either.
brushoff: (let's talk about BOOKS.)

[personal profile] brushoff 2015-04-20 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you do you, asher. ]

Definitely. I'll meet you at the Maurtia Falls porter at eight?
brushoff: (let's talk about BOOKS.)

ooc

[personal profile] brushoff 2015-04-25 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
wanna log this sucker?