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maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
moneyballer) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- † asher millstone | beefcake,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † death | didi,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † edward kenway | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † melkor | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † pakunoda | n/a,
- † rose wilson | ravager,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † spot conlon | king of brooklyn,
- † tatsuma sakamoto | motormouth,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001 | Video
Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
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[She's really playing into his insecurities. Oh god, he's going to do a bunch of terrible things for this woman without knowing how awful they are...]
Just, "rather enjoyed?" Come on! That was balls-out awesome!
[Wait for it-]
Or, do you have any tips? Suggestions? Anything?
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But if she really had to give the dog a bone...]
Maybe work on your presentation? I'm sure your rear isn't the only thing that's appealing about you.
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[Before asking her for his number, he pauses.
Bonnie isn't here. Should he really be doing this? I mean it's all fun and games, but...]
Uh.
Actually...
[He rubs the back of his neck.]
I don't know if I can show you all of... All of this.
[Cue sassy hand gesture emphasizing his bod-ay]
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[A little disappointing, but she wouldn't press on if the other person wasn't into it.]
I can see why you would be reluctant to give me a full viewing.
[Even if he was loyal, he was still a bit of a show off.]
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[Would she wait for him?
That does bother him, that thought. He misses Bonnie and he's definitely on the lookout for her, but is there any point in that?
The thing is, he has to wait for her even if he doesn't want to. Nobody will be able to take her place in his heart just yet. Damn it.]
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[Not that Bela had plans to flirt with him and lead him on, but others might.]