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maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
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Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- † asher millstone | beefcake,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † death | didi,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † edward kenway | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † melkor | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † pakunoda | n/a,
- † rose wilson | ravager,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † spot conlon | king of brooklyn,
- † tatsuma sakamoto | motormouth,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001 | Video
Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
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[Oh no, his brows are bouncing.
He's definitely insinuating that they didn't wait to do a certain something.]
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[They weren't that traditional.]
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Calm your tits, man. That's totally normal. It's 2015.
[Or at least, it was in his world.]
I'll see you on your birthday. Are we cool? Oh! And uh, did I get your name?
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[Motions to the part of the screen that displays his name: Norman Osborn.]
It's Norman. Or Normie.
And that sounds like a plan.
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Your mom?
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Yes, I was trying to move away from my childhood nickname, but it's just say I have my reasons for begrudgingly bringing it back here.
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Okay.
[Asher isn't sure why someone would want to be referred to as anything like that. The thought of losing a parent doesn't even cross his mind, frankly, because despite the tension between his father and himself, he couldn't imagine it.
He wouldn't be sure what to do.]
I can respect that.
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