maskormenace | Capsule 003 💊 (Video)

[Hey citizens, you're looking kind of down. Anyone in need of some cheering up? Because gosh darn you're going to get it. The feed opens up to Kaneda, who despite the bruising still on his face and neck, has a smile so bright it could make a cloudy day ashamed of itself. He's sitting in his room, wearing only his worn yellow tshirt and his orange biker pants. His room's pretty average, nothing out of the ordinary.

Except for a rather playful golden retriever puppy now bouncing across it, trying to pounce on his lap. And...tripping into it. Graceful creature, really.]

So.

Guess I've got a dog now.

[His attention goes to the puppy in front of him, hands held up as the curious animal starts to try and nibble his fingers.]

Ah ah! Behave...say 'hi'...

[His voice is more gentle than usual, finger tapping the little guy on the nose. To which the dog turns his head to the camera, nose getting closer and closer and--]

HEYHEYHEY!! DON'T EAT THAT!

[After a few moments of shaky camera, it's wrestled back, Kaneda now holding the dog in his arms. And although the screens got a little puppy slobber, that smile still there. His opposite hand reaches up, scritching behind the dog's ears a moment as he thinks.]

Capsule. That's pretty fitting for a name, huh?

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[Time for super denial.]

what are you talking about.

[Bro you can't deny what's inside and also what you blasted a teenage kid with.]

swear in what you forget too

I didn't'

[Look fear is a helluva drug. He realizes he could have done a lot of things back there.]

let's assume you're right. what happened as you saw it?

ok lets pretend i dreamt i got my ass kicked i saw a giant purple cat with your voice i know your voice

[Ok he was with you until you started blabbing his personal life everywhere.]

that sounds highly unlikely.

[WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN MEWTWO.]

ok so a giant purple cat attacked me

you do realize the gas caused hallucinations.

Edited 2015-08-25 01:37 (UTC)

fine i hallucinated a pink cat with your voice attacking me tomato tomato

how do you think that sounds?

what does fruit have to do with anything?

ive seen crazier than a pink cat sorry try again and its an expression

if you mean your friend then it shouldn't be that much trouble should it?

you might not be a purple cat but youre as annoying as one

[The purple makes a difference...somehow.]

you're fixated on the purple.

if you saw a purple cat youd fixate on the purple too

so your story may be true.

what do you want this hypothetical cat to do about it?

i dont know buy me noodles sometime and ill consider forgiving

noodles? that's all you want?

[Is this how saying sorry works?]

yeah from a psychic purple cat maybe id let him even see my dog

[Never say he turned down from a dog.]

then it's safe estimate there is a future with noodles in it.

guess ill be lookin forward to that then

I guess. let's not make a big celebration out of it.

Capsule 003 💊 (Video)

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