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[Have a rather sleep mussed Andrew Warner broadcasting himself to the network guys. His hair in a great state of disarray and he clearly hasn't crawled out of bed just yet if the pillow behind his head is anything to go by. Its early in the afternoon and he should be in work, but he probably should have been in work a lot over the last few weeks but he just stopped going.

There's a wide grin before he starts speaking in a grumbly voice.] Hey super-people! [Yeah he really did just say that. Because he was equal opportunities between superheroes and villains.] So uh, I figure I've been here kinda like a month now? Been a full cycle at least an' I'm havin' a total blast there's just one tiny thing.

[He flops back onto the pillows like he was having a conversation with a good friend rather than an entire country of people.] Where's the fun? I mean there's gotta be bars in this place, clubs, that kinda crap? This wolf has a cravin' for some place up-beat where I can shake what the good lord gave me. Any suggestions would be amazin' and y'never know, maybe we could call it a date?

[Shameless. Utterly shameless. He can't even get drunk but that won't stop him from making an ass of himself on some kind of dancefloor. Give him suggestions, good imPorts far and wide.]

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[A brief pause of consideration, and then a single nod.]

If you're into that. A whole lot of new fish in the sea, right?

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Hell yeah I'm into it. [He grins widely.] That an' I physically can't get drunk, so it kinda takes the fun outta drinkin'.

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You can't? Bummer. Powers or something else?

[Jeff kinda understands. His powers mean it can take forever to get drunk.]

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Powers. Not the powers I got from comin' here just my regular ol' powers. Super high metabolism burns through liquor too quick... coupled with the fact my cells regenerate at the drop of a dime an' I'm just not the get drunk kinda guy.

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You must eat non stop...

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Sure do. [He grins widely.] Could probably eat an entire village an' their kids if I felt like it. [He's not actually a cannibal.]

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Go for the kids first. They can be like an appetizer, plus their crying would just be annoying if they stuck around for the main course.

[Kids are gross. And cannibalism is totally fine, don't worry.]

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Dude the cryin' adds to the whole drama of the atmosphere. Plus their smaller bones work great for toothpicks.

[He really should nip this joke in the bud before people think he's being serious.]

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[Nothing wrong with a bit of morbid humour, right?]

See, I'm not into drama. I'd go for the kids first every time, plus their small size means they cook quicker. I can agree on the toothpick thing though.

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See that's where you're already goin' wrong. Cookin' takes too much damn time, better to just go in there raw while the bloods still flowin', means you're never gonna have to pause to grab yourself a drink.

[Was that too far??]

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Blood. Nah. I'm no vampire.

[Or werewolf or whatever.]

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Me neither, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the best side of cannibalism.

[He grins nice and wide, showing off teeth that were a little sharp.]

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You filing those down or you just really into cosplay?

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[He runs his tongue over the teeth.] All just part of the whole werewolf territory.

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Like change under a full moon kinda deal?

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Full moons, Wednesdays... days I just don't feel like havin' two legs feels like fun. [He grins.]

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You can change whenever you want? Isn't that cheating? That's like vampires in sunlight levels of unfair.

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Dude we solved that problem a long time ago, mix of science and witchcraft and all vampires get to pick up their UV-protection from the doctor.

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Seriously? You're using modern science to solve that sort of thing?

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...dude we're Supernatural creatures, not idiots. We advanced 'round about the same time y'all did.

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Hey, I didn't know. We don't have that sort of thing where I'm from. Just humans and more humans. Unless you're hidden like some sort of Harry Potter secret wizarding world.

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[He frowns, tilting his head to the side. What the hell was Harry Potter?] I'm just from good ol' Earth. But apparently my earth is a hell of a lot more different than everyone else's. Ain't a soul here who's heard of the SRM.

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[Pauuuuse.]

S&M?

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[A loud bark of a laugh.]

Maybe a little bit of that too, sure. [Insert wistful sigh here.] But uh, I was talkin' about the Supernatural Rights Movement.

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Oh. I kinda liked my idea better. [Rights Movements just sounds boring, yo.]

We definitely don't have the SRM where I'm from. Not in public knowledge anyway. Unless it's something tumblr related, but they got all sorts of movements.