glitchinthesystem: (holy shit what)
Glitch ([personal profile] glitchinthesystem) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-07 06:07 pm

Video

[ Movie marathons on the network seem to be a thing now don’t they? Glitch and Hiro have finally decided that life has sucked enough for them that they would rather watch other people’s fictional misery.

Hiro mostly doesn’t care what they watch, so he asked Glitch to bring something and then set up the living room of Aunt Cass’ place for viewing. Popcorn, gummi bears, the works. He’s even hauled in every pillow and beanbag he owns to make a den of cushions they can get lost in if necessary. (It often is when Hiro watches horror movies, as loathe as he is to admit it…)

Glitch pulls out a dvd from his bag and all but tosses the bag aside. His comm spills out unnoticed and both teens come into view as the thing begins to air live. ]


Didn’t really know what was good but I surfed the internet a bit and people said this was apparently really fucking good and A+ material. Figured out how to do that whole torrenty thing, so, ta-dah- free movie.

[The DVD is just in one of those standard no name cases on a plain old dvd. Unceremoniously Glitch will just shove the DVD into the player. Meanwhile, Hiro rolls his eyes affectionately. ]

Hey, good job. You caught up with the 21st century. C’mon, what’d you get us anyway?

[ The answer makes itself clear very quickly: some troll has replaced their crappy horror film with something even more horrifying. A home video of someone giving birth. Mercifully, Hiro knocks Glitch’s comm over before much gets broadcasted, although the comm still has a great view of their horrified reactions. Hiro is immediately yanking off his glasses so he doesn’t have to see any more details. ]

What the hell did you download!?

[Glitch is probably the worst of them. His mouth a gape as a hollowesc scream escapes his mouth. He has the curse of twenty twenty vision. What is his life?]

I DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME SHIT CALLED SQUIRRELNAMI! HOW WOULD I-OH MY GOD, WHAT’S COMING OUT OF HER?!

[There might be the sound of a woman screaming in pain at this point. It may be joined by Glitch’s own frightened yelling. He only manages between yells to direct a question they both desperately need answered: ]

SPIKES, HOW DO YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF?!

microbrobotics: (yep. that was a thing.)

[personal profile] microbrobotics 2015-09-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
... Thaaaat is way worse. Speaking as someone who's seen most things on the internet.
rathercommon: (ummm whatever though)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-09-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ A quirked eyebrow. ]

Excuse you. I think you mean, Speaking as someone ignorant of all the bad parts of the internet.
microbrobotics: (ruh roh)

[personal profile] microbrobotics 2015-09-08 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, can't lie. I've been on the internet since before I could type.
rathercommon: (reluctantly amused)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-09-08 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't even make sense!
microbrobotics: (not bad)

[personal profile] microbrobotics 2015-09-08 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sure it does. My older brother used to show me stuff.
rathercommon: (chatting)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-09-08 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ She considers that - ]

Oh. Well, all right, that does make sense, then. Anyway - You do stay off the really awful parts of the internet, right? The parts where people get...hateful and awful.
microbrobotics: (wwhhhhy?)

[personal profile] microbrobotics 2015-09-08 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well - yeah, sure. As much as anyone can get away from that stuff. Don't read the comments, don't be a jerk ...
rathercommon: (ummm whatever though)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-09-08 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Ugh, even on rumblr, though, people are awful. I've had to block so many tags. And then I end up unblocking them so that I can fight with the idiots.
microbrobotics: (peek)

[personal profile] microbrobotics 2015-09-09 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
That can be fun though. Depending on the idiots and the topic. I like to pretend I'm thirty.
rathercommon: (incredulous)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-09-09 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, sometimes it's fun. But then there are the gits who go on about how imPorts are the next stage of human evolution. Have you seen them?