Glitch (
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Entry tags:
- hiro hamada | n/a,
- kang | n/a,
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † carl grimes | n/a,
- † dorian pavus | lucerni,
- † edward elric | the fullmetal alchemist,
- † glitch | n/a,
- † hub hikari | megaman.exe,
- † kaito kuroba | kaitou kid,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † magicman | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † tachikoma | n/a,
- † wasabi | n/a
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[ Movie marathons on the network seem to be a thing now don’t they? Glitch and Hiro have finally decided that life has sucked enough for them that they would rather watch other people’s fictional misery.
Hiro mostly doesn’t care what they watch, so he asked Glitch to bring something and then set up the living room of Aunt Cass’ place for viewing. Popcorn, gummi bears, the works. He’s even hauled in every pillow and beanbag he owns to make a den of cushions they can get lost in if necessary. (It often is when Hiro watches horror movies, as loathe as he is to admit it…)
Glitch pulls out a dvd from his bag and all but tosses the bag aside. His comm spills out unnoticed and both teens come into view as the thing begins to air live. ]
Didn’t really know what was good but I surfed the internet a bit and people said this was apparently really fucking good and A+ material. Figured out how to do that whole torrenty thing, so, ta-dah- free movie.
[The DVD is just in one of those standard no name cases on a plain old dvd. Unceremoniously Glitch will just shove the DVD into the player. Meanwhile, Hiro rolls his eyes affectionately. ]
Hey, good job. You caught up with the 21st century. C’mon, what’d you get us anyway?
[ The answer makes itself clear very quickly: some troll has replaced their crappy horror film with something even more horrifying. A home video of someone giving birth. Mercifully, Hiro knocks Glitch’s comm over before much gets broadcasted, although the comm still has a great view of their horrified reactions. Hiro is immediately yanking off his glasses so he doesn’t have to see any more details. ]
What the hell did you download!?
[Glitch is probably the worst of them. His mouth a gape as a hollowesc scream escapes his mouth. He has the curse of twenty twenty vision. What is his life?]
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME SHIT CALLED SQUIRRELNAMI! HOW WOULD I-OH MY GOD, WHAT’S COMING OUT OF HER?!
[There might be the sound of a woman screaming in pain at this point. It may be joined by Glitch’s own frightened yelling. He only manages between yells to direct a question they both desperately need answered: ]
SPIKES, HOW DO YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF?!
Hiro mostly doesn’t care what they watch, so he asked Glitch to bring something and then set up the living room of Aunt Cass’ place for viewing. Popcorn, gummi bears, the works. He’s even hauled in every pillow and beanbag he owns to make a den of cushions they can get lost in if necessary. (It often is when Hiro watches horror movies, as loathe as he is to admit it…)
Glitch pulls out a dvd from his bag and all but tosses the bag aside. His comm spills out unnoticed and both teens come into view as the thing begins to air live. ]
Didn’t really know what was good but I surfed the internet a bit and people said this was apparently really fucking good and A+ material. Figured out how to do that whole torrenty thing, so, ta-dah- free movie.
[The DVD is just in one of those standard no name cases on a plain old dvd. Unceremoniously Glitch will just shove the DVD into the player. Meanwhile, Hiro rolls his eyes affectionately. ]
Hey, good job. You caught up with the 21st century. C’mon, what’d you get us anyway?
[ The answer makes itself clear very quickly: some troll has replaced their crappy horror film with something even more horrifying. A home video of someone giving birth. Mercifully, Hiro knocks Glitch’s comm over before much gets broadcasted, although the comm still has a great view of their horrified reactions. Hiro is immediately yanking off his glasses so he doesn’t have to see any more details. ]
What the hell did you download!?
[Glitch is probably the worst of them. His mouth a gape as a hollowesc scream escapes his mouth. He has the curse of twenty twenty vision. What is his life?]
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME SHIT CALLED SQUIRRELNAMI! HOW WOULD I-OH MY GOD, WHAT’S COMING OUT OF HER?!
[There might be the sound of a woman screaming in pain at this point. It may be joined by Glitch’s own frightened yelling. He only manages between yells to direct a question they both desperately need answered: ]
SPIKES, HOW DO YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF?!
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Dude! What the hell!
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I don't know! I don't even know! Why was she screaming!? What was that bubble coming out?!
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This is why you don't download things illegally.
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you mean this is why you don't download things illegally from sites you dont know
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At least it was somewhat educational.
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I don't need this kind of education!
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Oh my god, did people see this!?
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This is the best thing Carl has ever seen. He is laughing so hard right now, it hurts.
Of course, this is the first time he actually felt sincerely good, to actually laugh at something outside of his ridiculous predicament.
So now have Carl laughing so hard his sheriff's hat slid off his head. ]
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[ The most sour and crumedgy look at you, Carl. And yes, you look like you're twelve so he thinks you're a child. Take that. ]
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Didn't teach him everything, huh? ]
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What have you learned?
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never download movies from that site again
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They lied, it's all lies!
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Well, if that's what I think it was, then most likely a head.
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[video]; ID reads Kaito Kuroba
[He's amused. So very amused.
And totally not because he could see his mom doing something similar to him ]I honestly don't think there's anything I can add to this to make it better.
[Dammit, and he wanted to troll someone tonight too.]
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wwwwwww I'm surprised it took you this long to find something shady if you've been just downloading random files off the internet without checking them
Good job
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but not like this.
NOT LIKE THIS.
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[ Kitty is definitely part of the laughing-a-bit-helplessly-and-somewhat-in-horror contingent. ]
Oh, my God. Was that someone giving birth? That's disgusting!
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Well. I hope you learned a lesson about illegal downloading.
[ Joining the Chorus of Responsibility. ]
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That's....pffft. Wow, Glitch. For the record, this is what's called the miracle of childbirth. But I guess others are covering the specifics already on that. So what were you trying to watch instead?
[Not that Ed has tried the internet torrenting thing himself but still.]
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I already understand what it's called I just didn't need the visuals or explanations[ no clearly you did, Glitch. Thankfully, that's a question he's willing to jump on quickly. ].
Squirrelnami. Apparently, squirrels are pulled into a tsunami and mayhem ensues.
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That is far more about humans than I ever wanted to know.
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Blugh, at least I'm not the only one here thinking that.
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ON THE ONE HAND THAT QAS HILARIOUS (thus the uncontrollable laughter that writs over the feed)
ON THE OTHER THAT WAS HORRIFYIONG AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN (thus the tears streaming down his face)]
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Congratulations on your expectant baby!
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