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maskormenace2015-09-07 10:03 pm
kingpawn) wrote in maskormenace2015-09-07 10:03 pm
Entry tags:
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- xion | no i,
- † carl grimes | n/a,
- † death the kid | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † edward elric | the fullmetal alchemist,
- † francis urquhart | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hank schrader | n/a,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † lapis lazuli | n/a,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † meetra surik | the exile,
- † mike parker | n/a,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † sarah manning | n/a,
- † teresa | n/a,
- † thomas | n/a,
- † tobias matthews | n/a,
- † wally west | kid flash,
- † walter white | heisenberg,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
[04] Voice
[ So even though the feed opens up, Walt doesn't talk for a moment or so. There's a sharp inhale and it's accompanied by a piteous cough. And then after a couple minute pause, he starts talking -- sounding rather relaxed. ]
Today was my birthday.
[ A beat. Nonchalant. ]
But it's also my death anniversary. How many people can say that? Their life came a full and complete circle, starting and ending all on the same day? I mean, what are the chances? Pretty crazy, that.
[ Another brief pause. Another follow up cough. When he speaks, his voice is a little strained. ]
I mean like, this whole world. What an insane concept, right? To think that our own individual worlds are just this tiny fraction of all the different worlds out there -- some with crazy powers or vampires or Satan. We have Satan. Does anyone ever stop to think about that? How Satan has a TV show? I mean, I guess...what a better way to say welcome to hell than Satan with his own TV show. I've never actually watched it, mind. But I imagine it probably involves burning people alive.
But following that thought -- I still think this place is hell. I mean, I can't be the only dead guy walking here, can I? And it's definitely not heaven. My therapist called it purgatory once.
[ A beat. ]
Purgatory is kind of accurate. Sometimes he knows what he's talking about. All of us just sitting here and waiting -- to either go home and die for good or to do whatever it is we do here. I mean, we can't die. There's a definite statistical likelihood that we come back to life if we get killed, so do we age? I'm 53 today, but am I not really 53? Am I eternally 52 until I die again? Do I die again? Or do I just live an endless loop of my life -- dying, coming here, dying coming here until some otherworldly being makes up their mind?
Maybe that's what Satan's show is about. Collecting as many of us that belong in hell and dragging us back with him. That's a pretty morbid thought, isn't it?
[ So why is Walt laughing. Why is Walt laughing like it's the most hilarious thing in the world? Why is he laughing at all? What was he laughing at again?
The laughter dies. ]
What was I talking about again? [ But it's lost. ] Anyway, I just want to know. Is there anyone else out there who died? Bonus if you died on your birthday. Might be good to talk about it. Therapeutic. And I'm here to listen. We can talk here or in person. If anyone wants to go with me to get birthdeath day breakfast for dinner, that could be a thing. That we do.
Today was my birthday.
[ A beat. Nonchalant. ]
But it's also my death anniversary. How many people can say that? Their life came a full and complete circle, starting and ending all on the same day? I mean, what are the chances? Pretty crazy, that.
[ Another brief pause. Another follow up cough. When he speaks, his voice is a little strained. ]
I mean like, this whole world. What an insane concept, right? To think that our own individual worlds are just this tiny fraction of all the different worlds out there -- some with crazy powers or vampires or Satan. We have Satan. Does anyone ever stop to think about that? How Satan has a TV show? I mean, I guess...what a better way to say welcome to hell than Satan with his own TV show. I've never actually watched it, mind. But I imagine it probably involves burning people alive.
But following that thought -- I still think this place is hell. I mean, I can't be the only dead guy walking here, can I? And it's definitely not heaven. My therapist called it purgatory once.
[ A beat. ]
Purgatory is kind of accurate. Sometimes he knows what he's talking about. All of us just sitting here and waiting -- to either go home and die for good or to do whatever it is we do here. I mean, we can't die. There's a definite statistical likelihood that we come back to life if we get killed, so do we age? I'm 53 today, but am I not really 53? Am I eternally 52 until I die again? Do I die again? Or do I just live an endless loop of my life -- dying, coming here, dying coming here until some otherworldly being makes up their mind?
Maybe that's what Satan's show is about. Collecting as many of us that belong in hell and dragging us back with him. That's a pretty morbid thought, isn't it?
[ So why is Walt laughing. Why is Walt laughing like it's the most hilarious thing in the world? Why is he laughing at all? What was he laughing at again?
The laughter dies. ]
What was I talking about again? [ But it's lost. ] Anyway, I just want to know. Is there anyone else out there who died? Bonus if you died on your birthday. Might be good to talk about it. Therapeutic. And I'm here to listen. We can talk here or in person. If anyone wants to go with me to get birthdeath day breakfast for dinner, that could be a thing. That we do.
voice;
Used to. From what I heard about the old City.
[ basically, from what Ruka told him. And Loki. It'd be nice to still have that kind of thing going on but whatever. ]
What's so bad about Baltimore?
voice;
[ To put it lightly. ]
Of a certain Baltimore.
The Baltimore in this world is okay. I went there once. There's a lot of good places that serve crab. You like crab? Served up with butter with a side of asparagus. And there were these mashed potatoes too, fluffy with just the right amount of gravy. They were so good.
voice;
[ bruh.
okay but while he might not do hell over bad food, thomas does freaking love food, so this weird rant about crab and mashed potatoes and whatever is completely okay with him. food has actually been one of the things he loves most about the world, considering dystopian cuisine was not that great. canned beans when the zombies weren't swarming, aw yea. ]
Dude, I would sell my house for a life supply of some of the crab and seafood stuff I've had here. If Baltimore's is better than the stuff I got in Miami, I'm moving.
[ like half of thomas's ic instagram is seafood. no lie. ]
voice;
If you're registered, you can take the porter to De Chima and then just hop on a train. It's really not that long of a trip. Made even shorter by magical teleportation devices -- can you believe the technology here? Incredible!
voice;
Dude’s a god. You meet any of the gods here yet?