Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2014-04-27 04:48 pm
glassinine) wrote in maskormenace2014-04-27 04:48 pm
Entry tags:
- jaime reyes | blue beetle,
- ruka | n/a,
- † alan wake | n/a,
- † aoba seragaki | sly blue,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † cecil palmer | the voice,
- † crematia | n/a,
- † diego armando | godot,
- † gabriel | trickster,
- † john mitchell | n/a,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † madison montgomery | n/a,
- † matt murdock | daredevil,
- † miles edgeworth | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † nick burkhardt | grimm,
- † phoenix wright | feng,
- † pitch black | the nightmare king,
- † roy mustang | the flame alchemist,
- † simon blackquill | twisted samurai,
- † tate langdon | the rubber man,
- † touma kamijou | n/a,
- † veronica mars | n/a,
- † yomiel | the manipulator
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[Buckle in, folks. Edgeworth's got a long agenda today, if the paper in front of him is any indication.
A few items of business.
First, the criminal calling himself Lucifer is still at large. If you encounter him, do not approach him. Instead, notify the authorities. He is to be considered extremely dangerous; if you engage him, you do so at your own peril and very likely death. Again, if you see him, report as much to the authorities, but do not engage.
[And with that grim warning out of the way - ]
Second, if anyone has either been given the power to influence thoughts, behaviors, and memories, or had such a power at home, please kindly speak to me. There's a puzzle I could use a bit of help on, and would appreciate it if you would consult.
Now. I also have a bit of a request - and I am perfectly aware of my phenomenal hypocrisy in making this request, since I should be the first one to follow my own advice. Still, please hear me out, and feel free to mock at me heartily afterwards.
As a prosecutor, I see a great many cases in which people have been murdered or injured because of an altercation stemming from an unkind word. I would not at any moment blame those who give insult for their own deaths; no; the fault lies squarely with the person who would take someone else's life. Yet at the same time, a loss of life could have been avoided if both people had just taken the time to be civil.
This is what I want to beg of all of you: be civil. It seems as though every day, people begin arguing viciously on the network. Every day, someone undertakes to be unkind for no reason other than to be unkind. And I truly do understand: all of us here are frightened, and homesick, and angry, and lonely. All of us want to revenge the wrong that's been done to us, and we so often turn to the nearest target to do so, and the nearest target is so often one another.
But it costs nothing to be kind to one another. There is no disadvantage in decency. We're all here in the same circumstances; we're under equal pressure; and none of us, with very few exceptions, want to see suffering or unhappiness amongst those around us. We're all just trying to get along - and we can all get along a bit better if we spare fewer unkind words for one another.
There are few things I can think of that would be worse than seeing your files cross my desk. I don't want to prosecute anyone's murder. And so I beg of you, first: please stay safe and cautious. And I beg of you second: be kind to your fellows, and try to promote harmony, so that there are no tragedies that come when the wrong person loses control.
Thank you all very much for your attention. Remember, if you ever feel unsafe or like you need help, call the authorities or a friend here on the network. We all just want to help one another.
A few items of business.
First, the criminal calling himself Lucifer is still at large. If you encounter him, do not approach him. Instead, notify the authorities. He is to be considered extremely dangerous; if you engage him, you do so at your own peril and very likely death. Again, if you see him, report as much to the authorities, but do not engage.
[And with that grim warning out of the way - ]
Second, if anyone has either been given the power to influence thoughts, behaviors, and memories, or had such a power at home, please kindly speak to me. There's a puzzle I could use a bit of help on, and would appreciate it if you would consult.
Now. I also have a bit of a request - and I am perfectly aware of my phenomenal hypocrisy in making this request, since I should be the first one to follow my own advice. Still, please hear me out, and feel free to mock at me heartily afterwards.
As a prosecutor, I see a great many cases in which people have been murdered or injured because of an altercation stemming from an unkind word. I would not at any moment blame those who give insult for their own deaths; no; the fault lies squarely with the person who would take someone else's life. Yet at the same time, a loss of life could have been avoided if both people had just taken the time to be civil.
This is what I want to beg of all of you: be civil. It seems as though every day, people begin arguing viciously on the network. Every day, someone undertakes to be unkind for no reason other than to be unkind. And I truly do understand: all of us here are frightened, and homesick, and angry, and lonely. All of us want to revenge the wrong that's been done to us, and we so often turn to the nearest target to do so, and the nearest target is so often one another.
But it costs nothing to be kind to one another. There is no disadvantage in decency. We're all here in the same circumstances; we're under equal pressure; and none of us, with very few exceptions, want to see suffering or unhappiness amongst those around us. We're all just trying to get along - and we can all get along a bit better if we spare fewer unkind words for one another.
There are few things I can think of that would be worse than seeing your files cross my desk. I don't want to prosecute anyone's murder. And so I beg of you, first: please stay safe and cautious. And I beg of you second: be kind to your fellows, and try to promote harmony, so that there are no tragedies that come when the wrong person loses control.
Thank you all very much for your attention. Remember, if you ever feel unsafe or like you need help, call the authorities or a friend here on the network. We all just want to help one another.
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I mean, some imports can handle this shit, but... Christ, I'd hate to see something happen to one of us.
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An import who has decided to murder dozens of people to demonstrate his displeasure with the government. Naturally, he is being sought by the law.
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You're right. You should follow your own advice.
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[Sup, Edgeworth, have a Kotetsu looking absolutely dead serious. There's no trace of the guy that was messing with him at that Brycha imPort fair or even the casual seriousness of that conversation about whether the government here could be trusted. He's not fucking around this time.]
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Someone who did. Not someone here, though.
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Please go on, Mr. Blackquill.
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It doesn't mean anything, though. There's no way.]
The ability to influence thoughts or memories?
That'd be... impossible, wouldn't you say?
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[Edgeworth crosses his arms.]
There are people around here who can light fires with their minds or read others' emotions. I hardly think this is impossible.
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It's easier to offer than it was a month ago. ] I can help. What do you need?
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How can you help, Mr. Seragaki?
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[ like he said, it's not easy -- especially not for her, but it's worth aiming for. ]
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Ah - yes, thank you. That's very kind of you to say. I just hope that it makes some impact.
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It's like my mother always used to say: kind words and alien artifacts are the building blocks of civilization!
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Er, sorry - alien artifacts?
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What kind of manipulation were you interested in?
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Do not respond to this as though I will ever have a civil conversation with you.
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Idleness is the same as boredom, in my estimation, And this is certainly something which had to be said.
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That's right. With notable exceptions, such as the man mentioned above.
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I somehow doubt you understand much of anything. You see, there are those of us here who don't follow the same ideas of what is or isn't good or bad.
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Someone who would kill over an impolite word would do the same, I think, even to a kind one.
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The authorities won't be equipped to handle Lucifer the way everyone else can.
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[In a legit way, Edgeworth. There is no sarcasm here. There is only legit concern.]
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