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henry cheng. ([personal profile] aglonby) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-06-08 07:04 pm

video

[ the feed comes on to show a boy with very tall hair and a much shorter girl with scratches on her face over her eye, one looking rather cheerful and the other less so. ]

Hi hi hi everyone, I have an important question. [ he holds up a finger, tilts his head as if a thought had just occurred to him. he's so preoccupied he was going to launch himself into his spiel without even introducing himself. ] I'm being rude. I am Henry Cheng, and we were wondering —

[ the not so tall and in fact very short girl interrupts. ] We're looking for someone we know! [ she pulls a little face, looking over at Mr. Henry Cheng. ] A few people, actually. [ okay, maybe that was a little rude. she murmurs something unintelligible and takes a step back. please, proceed. ]

And that was my lovely friend Blue. [ he gestures with a flourish toward her, shoots her a wink, absolutely unbothered by the interruption or her outburst. ] As she said, we are looking for someone. Multiple someones. I'm sure this place has a list of sorts, yes? A quick way to CTRL-F a friend's name and find out their status?

[ he looks a bit more serious, then, like underneath the cheerfulness he's exhausted. his next words are very earnest. ]

We would appreciate any info. Thank you.

[ in the background, Blue begins tromping away, shedding dead leaves for some reason, and can be vaguely heard to say 'maybe we should've mentioned Gansey by name' before the video ends. ]
brushoff: (contemplating stuff)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You were last here...christ, a few months ago. [ Dorian can't help but frown a little, as if he's trying to think of the exact date. ]

I'd say we got along alright. Not as terribly as I got along with some of the Aglionby boys, not as well as I got along with others.
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[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to check all of this with them, you know. [ Thanks for that idea, Kitty. ] Everyone has to know it's really weird being told you met and knew someone when you can't remember any of it. But since I can't, I'm also not just going to take anyone's word for it.

[ Even if they are the people she loves most in the world. It's just too weird to have relationships once-removed from memory. ]
brushoff: (hey maybe i won't be a shit today)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's perfectly understandable. I'd do the same if I were in your shoes, after all. [ again, said as if it's a perfectly normal thing. ] On a different note, do you have any sort of questions about this place? I've been here for a while, I could probably help.
oceiteres: (pic#10339318)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is that reassuring? She just can't tell. ] I have about a thousand. Have you been here long enough to answer a thousand questions?
brushoff: (let's talk about BOOKS.)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Does two years count as long enough? [ aka yup, he's been here long enough ]
oceiteres: (pic#10339311)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Blue Sargent wants some aspirin. ]

You've been here two years.
brushoff: (well yeah if you THINK that)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been here two years. Or, at least, come July I'll have been here two years.
oceiteres: (pic#10339339)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Blue Sargent really wants some aspirin. ]

Is that normal? Obviously people leave, but is it normal to stay that long?
brushoff: (yeah well what about THIS)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dorian Gray is just gonna make it worse. Sorry Blue. ]

It depends. If you can make it past three months here, then there's a good chance you'll still be in this world for over a year. On the other hand, there's only a few of us who've been here that long.
oceiteres: (pic#10339331)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Are you really sorry? Really? ]

You're basically saying it's a numbers game. How many of us are there?
brushoff: (evil cocaine what?)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Christ...over a hundred and fifty or so? This is a pure stab in the dark, by the way.
oceiteres: (pic#10339305)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a lot. So if both things you're saying are true, they must bring in a lot of new people pretty often. [ She's not that bad at math. ]
brushoff: (yeah well what about THIS)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
We usually get around twenty to thirty new people every month. [ Dorian, on the other hand, is a bit iffy at mental math and is just guessing out the whoa. ]
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[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
So what does a person do to get sent home? [ She did say a thousand questions and he's answering, so. ]
brushoff: (ew no)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's answering because he's a nice polite person and CERTAINLY not someone who almost made Noah cry that one time. ]

You don't really do anything. People get sent home at what seems like a random basis, with little to no actual explanation.
oceiteres: (pic#10339308)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How and why. That's all she's going to be wondering. What kind of person would make Noah want to cry? Aside from Blue herself or maybe Gansey, which is probably in a totally different context. ]

"Seems like?" So no one's been trying to figure it out? [ She is judging you, mom. ]
brushoff: (beach boys song here)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure some people have, [ said in a dismissive tone of voice and with a dismissive wave of his hand. ] But personally, I'm in no hurry to return back to my world.
oceiteres: (pic#10339307)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Squinting a little. ] You don't want to go home. Or you don't want to leave here?
brushoff: (contemplating ugly sweaters)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The latter. [ And Dorian can't help but grin as he continues talking ] I'm getting married in a week, after all.
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[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that's surprising. ] Married? [ Okay, don't be rude, Blue. Now is not the time for the 'marriage is a societal construct to which all humans should think twice before binding themselves. You're your own person and don't need anyone else to validate your identity' spiel. ] Congratulations. You met here or...?
brushoff: (teeny tiny smile!)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Toby—oh, that's his name, by the way, Toby. Anyway, we actually met back in my world. But...circumstances made it so that we decided that we'd get married here. [ circumstances = back home, Satan's taken over Toby's body and ahahaha NOBODY'S GONNA KNOW THAT. ]
oceiteres: (pic#10339318)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You and me and Satan makes three? Three's a crowd? Not keen to be an extra on the Exorcist? There's a lot of material there. ]

Oh, well, mazel tov. [ Read: what are "circumstances in your world" like if you want to get married here in the Twilight Zone instead? ] So your plan is to stay here forever.
brushoff: (actually having fun with something??)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ look if you're gonna have a third wheel in the marriage, there's a lot better people one can choose before Satan ]

I suppose it is. Of course, if things go horrifically pear-shaped then I suppose both of us will look for a way back home. But as it is? This place is actually rather nice.
oceiteres: (pic#10339308)

[personal profile] oceiteres 2016-06-09 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yes. Like, literally anyone. Ever. In the history of existence! Dorian, are you sane? Blue would like to know. ]

They basically kidnapped you, but it's 'rather nice?' [ Never mind, she got an answer to her question. ]
brushoff: (contemplating stuff)

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-06-09 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
We're treated like stars in this place, [ in a tone that's pure "duh, Blue." ] Of course it's rather nice! Granted, about every month or so someone messes something up in a spectacular way that inconveniences the rest of us, but c'est la vie, I suppose.

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