the doctor (
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maskormenace2014-06-09 06:30 pm
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Entry tags:
- mackenzie "kenzi" malikov | n/a,
- stiles stilinski | n/a,
- † aracely penalba | hummingbird,
- † ashraf salib | n/a,
- † barnaby brooks jr. | n/a,
- † cu chulainn | lancer,
- † edward elric | the fullmetal alchemist,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † gabriel | trickster,
- † haru | the alien,
- † houka inumuta | n/a,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † miles edgeworth | n/a,
- † minako aino | sailor venus,
- † noh-varr | n/a,
- † sam winchester | n/a,
- † the (eleventh) doctor | john smith,
- † trucy wright | n/a,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
oo1. (video & text).
[ hello imPorts and other communicator wielders, good to see you today. there's a new video communication available, and upon watching it you'll be greeted with the cheery, dopey grin of a man who is definitely modelling a beautiful bowtie and idiotically purple tweed combo. the following is brought to you by a beautiful English accent. ]
Well, this is good, isn't it? Love a good abduction. Not— not actually, not abductions, but... [ WAVES... HIS HAND AROUND A BIT... you know what I mean right, guys? abductions, not... well. abductions. good! glad that's all cleared up, then, carrying on: ] I'm not usually the one being abducted, I've got more practice with being the one doing the rescuing, but I'm always up for something new! And transuniversal abductions, well, I've only got a dozen or so of those under my belt, so.
... Oh, and a text feature. Text! Fun. Let's give this a go.
[ for those of you watching in realtime, the text appears at the same time the video shakes along with his typing it. for those not, there's a random text post chilling on the network: ]
Hello everybody this is a text, lots of love and other stuff from the Doctor
Sorry, hello, can't resist buttons. Anyway! I was actually just popping up to say hi! Howdy. I'm the Doctor: alien, two hearts, travels through time and space in a big blue box. Thought I'd get that out of the way straight off, not that I've got any doubts I'll be repeating myself any number of times in the not so far off future but if there is anybody out there who recognises that description please do feel free to speak up for a chat. That's open to any of the rest of you, too, as it happens. Wouldn't want anybody getting jealous, chats for all, that's my motto. Well! It was lovely seeing you all, now that that's done I suppose I really ought to jet o—
[ and, after somehow managing to plough his way through a run on sentence that should by any normal standards have exhausted his lung capacity long before its end, the Doctor in all his merry energy reaches up to click enthusiastically alongside his goodbye and—
hat. there is a hat. quite suddenly, quite without warning: hat. right there in his hand, a baseball cap. he stares at it for a second... glowers at it for a moment after that, takes a slow sweep of a glance towards his communicator (did you see that)—
and grins. ]
Hah! What do you know? That really works!
[ and with that, Docout. ]
[ ooc: backdated to the day before the swearing in gig - I'm going to throw my timelines up in the air eventually one way or another but I might as well try to not sabotage myself before I've even started tagging wow ]
Well, this is good, isn't it? Love a good abduction. Not— not actually, not abductions, but... [ WAVES... HIS HAND AROUND A BIT... you know what I mean right, guys? abductions, not... well. abductions. good! glad that's all cleared up, then, carrying on: ] I'm not usually the one being abducted, I've got more practice with being the one doing the rescuing, but I'm always up for something new! And transuniversal abductions, well, I've only got a dozen or so of those under my belt, so.
... Oh, and a text feature. Text! Fun. Let's give this a go.
[ for those of you watching in realtime, the text appears at the same time the video shakes along with his typing it. for those not, there's a random text post chilling on the network: ]
Hello everybody this is a text, lots of love and other stuff from the Doctor
Sorry, hello, can't resist buttons. Anyway! I was actually just popping up to say hi! Howdy. I'm the Doctor: alien, two hearts, travels through time and space in a big blue box. Thought I'd get that out of the way straight off, not that I've got any doubts I'll be repeating myself any number of times in the not so far off future but if there is anybody out there who recognises that description please do feel free to speak up for a chat. That's open to any of the rest of you, too, as it happens. Wouldn't want anybody getting jealous, chats for all, that's my motto. Well! It was lovely seeing you all, now that that's done I suppose I really ought to jet o—
[ and, after somehow managing to plough his way through a run on sentence that should by any normal standards have exhausted his lung capacity long before its end, the Doctor in all his merry energy reaches up to click enthusiastically alongside his goodbye and—
hat. there is a hat. quite suddenly, quite without warning: hat. right there in his hand, a baseball cap. he stares at it for a second... glowers at it for a moment after that, takes a slow sweep of a glance towards his communicator (did you see that)—
and grins. ]
Hah! What do you know? That really works!
[ and with that, Docout. ]
[ ooc: backdated to the day before the swearing in gig - I'm going to throw my timelines up in the air eventually one way or another but I might as well try to not sabotage myself before I've even started tagging wow ]
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what
excuse him as he manages a few staggered blinks and a good long stretch of amazed silence what. what?????????? what. ... no okay okay oh gosh that was amazing snap out of it Doctorrrrrrrthere we go, there's the overjoyed clapping and the grinning and the amazement. ]
Hah. Hah! You beat me fair and square on the hat front! Wow. Oh, wow!
[ no he's not going to be over it for a while he'll pull himself together to pay you back in a second but for now he's just staring insanely intently at the screen as if he might somehow be able to climb through it and work out how the trick was done aaaaaaaa ]
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And Trucy's eating it up.
It's worth mentioning her abilities in Heropa do give her the ability to cheat when it comes to her hat or uhh... magic panties... but that one was legit. Trucy's 2 legit 2 quit or use superpowers when it comes to magic, baby.]
I'm so glad you liked it! My audience at the Wonder Bar used to love that one!
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[ CHINHANDSING minus the chin or the hands and he absolutely did cheat with his hat trick but he won't mention that for now because, instead and quite abruptly: ] Do you have any electricals where you are at the minute? Lamps, toasters, TV, that sort of thing.
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Yep! Some hanging lamps and the TV.
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[ it's time for his return payment. ]
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Okay, got it!
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[ in the background, on his end, the slightest little bit of a whirr. it silences quickly, almost like background noise. ]
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This is so exciting...
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the TV, off a moment ago, isn't off anymore. it switches on, screen brightening up with regularly scheduled programming - but not for long. moments later the screen flickers, like an interruption in signal, and when it steadies the Doctor's face is looking out at her, grinning that same grin it had on the communicator screen. ]
Hello!
[ a little jubilant wave, his voice coming of the TV speakers now too. ]
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Wow! That's incredible! What do you call that one?
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[ guess who definitely hasn't though that far ahead ]
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The Tremendous Television Teleportation!
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You, Trucy, are a magician of many talents.
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[She's practically blushing with pride.]
Ah, thank you! And may I say that you sir, Mr. Doctor, really know what's good.