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[selfimage]

Ah—here we are.

[ time to do his actual job. there's a peer into the camera before he settles back smoothly, resting his chin in his hands and gives a festive, fingery little wave. he's dressed normally, simple green hoodie with his hair pushed back like he decided to up and make this message on whim (and it's possible with his capricious personality that it could be the case). ]

Hello there.

[ he leans back, pressing the tips of his fingers together casually and looking a pleasantly satisfied. ]

Next weekend, brought to you by high demand, there will be a little get together to sample some of the newer and more popular wares that I have to offer. [ he waves a hand carelessly. ] Cosmetics. Cosmetics of all kinds. I have a very vast and eclectic variety of powders, stains, liners, varnishes, and lacquers; with the appropriate sets, tools and utensils, of course. All types of colors and styles are available for those that need a more hands-on experience. Everyone will get a chance to try what they want, despite excess or lack of funds.

[ he holds up a bottle of black nail polish between his own dark nails, waving it enticingly. incentives. ]

Ah, and I have goodies for all attendees. I couldn't go without saying that, could I? No one walks off empty handed. Collective "yay"s all around.

Invitations are extended for anyone who would like a spot. Please RSVP, I've—well—erm, limited space and provisions set aside for the occasion. I wouldn't want anyone to go without refreshments, as that would be a very bland party.

[ he stops in the switch from one idea to the next, as if something's just occurred to him. ]

Oh, yes, before I forget—I'm also in need of a few hands for something I have planned. Nothing big, we'll save the missions and heists for another time, but anyone with the experience in the variety of brute strength and-slash-or the mixing of fine beverages is urged to contact me. Settled or unsettled. [ there's another thoughtful pause. ] Unsettled preferred.

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[psychicpsycho]

...Who are you?

[selfimage]

[ that is a bit curious. he leans forward and leans his chin on his weaved fingers. ]

Now, I haven't fallen down the rabbit hole yet. Not that far, anyway, and you don't look like a caterpillar with a hookah.

I'm Loki. Shall we exchange introductions?

[inmyothertights]

.....I'll....help.

[selfimage]

RSVP one Billy Kaplan—I'll save you a goodie bag.

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[brushoff]

[ oooh, goodie bags. ]

Got any moisturizer among those cosmetics? It's a pain trying to keep up my youthful complexion. [ ha ha ha.... ]

[selfimage]

[ hey, he ... treats ... people right. sure!! ]

I'm sure I can dig up something. Prevention before cover, blah blah blah.

[ did he hear that somewhere? maybe. ]

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[godly]

[Have a Light who totally doesn't look as if he's suffering from an acute case of jet lag. Really.]

I have your snacks.

[...He should probably also respond to this post in general, cosmetics and mix-drinking and whatnot. He'll do that after he gets his first preface out of the way, at least.]

[selfimage]

[ the whole last bit of the post was kind of enticing, wasn't it? ]

And you have my thanks. [ he looks him up and down through the camera, and it's obvious he gets enough from the glance, but he just has to ] ... How was your trip? Eventful, I hope.

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[falsesmile]

I didn't expect you to be interested in cosmetics.

[ It was, however, perfect timing. She would need an array of items to age herself a few years, and if she could acquire them under the table, it would make her life easier. ]

[selfimage]

Less interest and more a given public duty upon arrival. You would've thought that I'd quit already, but the perks are really quite nice.

[ he examines the little bottle of nail polish he was holding. ]

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[deathline]

[She stays up all night walking wandering around so Shiki figures she might as well see what her chances are in nagging a gig so she could do something.]

If it's brute strength, I wouldn't mind lending a hand.

[Androgynous and slender looks aside, but outward appearances aren't everything.]

[selfimage]

[ actually, he doesn't bat an eyelash. ]

Ah, I have a bite! Unsatisfied with your current position?

[ he has to say, usually bouncers look a little more terrifying, but he likes to surprise people. ]

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[parallels]

[Well, that's all very interesting. Especially whatever involves fine drinks and brute force. But she'll address the most important thing to address.]

Well, I've never been a girl for cosmetic parties but as I had no time to pack before coming here and have a teaching job to do, count me in.

[selfimage]

[ his day job first. ]

Come for the snacks and the company, as they say. Not that the product itself doesn't have its own merits, but I'm willing to take my opportunity to convince the doubtful.

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[diociopath]

[Well, here's something he's interested in. Dio's...shirtless as he usually is when he's talking on the network, in a room so dark it's hard to identify where the hell he is.

But at least there's enough light to see his goddamn face for once.

Is that black lipstick and eyeshadow he's wearing? You betcha. His own nails match, but that's probably harder to make out.]

Well, consider me there.

[selfimage]

[ cosmetics make the world go 'round. luckily for Loki this isn't really odd. he does, however, quirk his head just a little bit. ]

I hope you won't be bringing your questionable taste in lighting with you.

[incendere]

Cosmetics, huh?

(Said with a touch of amusement in his voice. There's something a little more interesting to Roy here (hint: it's the brute strength and-slash-or the mixing of fine beverages part) but you can't just go into the nitty gritty when you haven't even officially met the person in question I MEAN HOW RUDE WOULD THAT BE.

So the roundabout way it is.)


Sounds like quite the event. I doubt you'll have any trouble getting customers here.

[selfimage]

Something of interest will come of it. If there's an excuse, there's always room for a party, I suppose.

[ that's right Roy, you can't just be a rude dude here. ]

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[respired]

[Brute strength, huh? Well, whatever it is, it's probably leagues above his assigned job.]

I have strength, should you still require it.

[selfimage]

I'm exploring my options.

[ he doesn't look all that surprised. he'd guess elf--dark elf if myth were relevant, but he's curious. ]

Unsettled?

[enigmaestro]

It's appealing to see someone appreciate the Unsettled.

[selfimage]

Defiance is all too underrated these days. It seems that employers may have a chip in the shoulder when dealing with those don't choose the path of compliance.

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[corviform]

[ Those bright eyes of his are staring back with disbelief. ]

... You sell women's cosmetics?

[ You as in Loki, god of mischief? ]

[selfimage]

Some are women's cosmetics.

[ Gil, you're in for a treat. ]

Some are cosmetics.

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[larker]

[Doesn't even have a reaction to all of that in terms of judgement. In all fairness, Gabriel's seen weirder. When you hang out in a room with an elephant masquerading as a human, or when your ex has more than one set of arms, weird takes on a whole new meaning.

Doesn't mean he won't tease though.]

Looks like someone is enjoying their assigned job a little too much.

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[selfimage]

[ come here and try him, Gabriel, he'll hook you up with a good night cream in no time. ]

Share the wealth.

[ he has a bunch of cute people coming to his party WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HM. ]

Of course, the distributed wealth is the form of the cosmetic sample.

[selfequipped]

Too bad I already have a job and a half, but consider me RVSPed. I'm coming for the drinks.

[Kate can now afford high-end cosmetics, and even if Loki wouldn't sell garbage, it still isn't the stuff she buys.]

[selfimage]

I wouldn't put anything else on that loaded buffet of yours.

[ he still does a killer job at nail painting. ]

And you'll stay for the manicures, I hope. Long enough for your inebriation to choose something other than--oh--violet, purple, lavender, indigo, plum, amethyst, lilac, orchid or iolite.

[ ...he knows your tastes, Kate... ]

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[altercate]

Exciting.

[ which isn't totally sarcasm!! but derek's enthusiasm for his job will probably crap out relatively fast. werewolf senses, man. ]

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[selfimage]

Your enthusiasm is contagious.

[ that's okay, he plans on keeping things exciting. otherwise he'd be a bad Loki. ]

Let no one say that I don't throw a great party.

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[humanistic]

Well, look at you. Cosmetics.

[because hey, remember that conversation about not settling and resistance and undermining the Man and stuff; this sure is an interesting way to go about that!!]

[selfimage]

[ like there aren't underhanded ways of doing that. ]

Interested? I've a variety of black nail varnish that I'm willing to sample.

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[ofloveandbeauty]

That sounds like fun, Loki! [Minako clapped her hands in delight. But as excited as she was, she had noticed the last part of his post, she'll ask about that later.] I need some new make up, since all of mine is back home in Japan.

[selfimage]

I've never been known to throw a dull party, no matter what the circumstance. Cosmetics or otherwise.

[ says the god of chaos. ]

I'm sure it'll be quite memorable.

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[housenurse]

Despite a lack of funds? As in, for free? [Because even if she's not literally indigent anymore, never say no to free stuff!]

[selfimage]

Yes, even for those a little short on coin.

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[yseult]

Do you have those pastel nail paints?

[selfimage]

In a wide variety, a popular palette this time of year.

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[liverletdie]

Are you selling makeup?

[ Oh my god. The disbelief is obvious. ]

[selfimage]

[ this is him rolling his eyes so bad. ]

It seems as a registered hero, I was saddled with the task. I have a some coal colored eyeshadow and an angled brush if you're interested.

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[powerkicks]

You're being awfully generous.

[ what's in this bag of goodies no one better be getting gypped ]

[selfimage]

Sometimes I'm simply compelled by feelings, Miss America.

[ don't judge me. ]

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[bodyshots]

You know, I could help you out with throwin' this jam of yours.

[Chin in her hands, Yang's smile is nothing short of flirty.]

Granted, it'll be a lot like the counter at work, but not having to wear the frumpy clothes will defs be a plus.

[selfimage]

To which jam would you be speaking? I'm a man of many jams.

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[osreborn]

Well, that sounds fun.

[ Stated a bit dryly. ]

[selfimage]

[ oh look who's here. ]

You're not invited.