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( the feed opens up to kirie sitting on the sidewalk, her entire face and arms covered in red bumps and bites. one minute into this place and somehow she's already managed to summon large swarms of mosquitoes to her, only to have the suckers all attack her. she's scratching herself all right, her face pale and twisted to an annoyed expression. )

I'm not sure if this is some kind of cruel joke or I just really have bad luck all over me...

( scratch break. )

So far I've discovered two powers and I'm afraid to discover more. Does anyone have any tips for controlling powers? It took me a while but it seems like they become activated when I get stressed out or really anxious...though I could be wrong.

( as she speaks, she leans back against the sidewalk, her hands resting against the floor. she begins to sigh heavily and as she does, her body begins to darken. )

Worst of all I've got a really weird and probably another cruel joke of a job. I mean...I don't have anything against hairdressers but there was a point in time where my own hair tried to kill me.

( though that was really more of a curse from the spiral that held her town captive.

as she finishes her conversation, she begins to darken even more, eventually becoming the shadow reflected behind her. )

forkingbullshirt

[Sorry housemates at Heropa 11, Eleanor has found the tequila and she's sitting at the table, a half-empty bottle in front of her.

It's been a long eternity and she needs her friends and a drink. Her friends aren't here so she'll settle for drinking instead while she tries to wrap her mind around what was happening.]

Ok so hands up- who else here is dead? I'm not the only one right?

[She raises her own hand in the air, picking up the bottle with her other hand.]

I've never done the whole superhero thing before- it can't be too difficult, right?

[She took another drink of tequila straight from the bottle before setting it aside. No pulling a classic Shellstrop by getting drunk and making a spectacle of herself this time.

She's got this. She's better than that.]

I gotta say my superpower rocks. I couldn't do this before.

[The video cuts off as a few pieces of jumbo shrimp appear in her hand. Yum.]

curiosityvoyage

heads-up to anyone thinking about visiting the cold blood and warm hearts reptile sanctuary today: there's a literal shit monster chilling out near the entrance and it's not leaving.

also, there's actually a lot of shit monsters around lately?? one of them oozed into a comic shop while i was there and ruined some of the new issues. if anyone has a copy of the new john starling of the seven seas i'm willing to trade for it.

[Dustin is actually surprisingly chill about the plague of poop monsters, mostly because they're just so ineffective at being monsters that he kind of pities them more than he fears them. But, you know, they're causing some major inconveniences, so he may as well give a heads-up.

Also?]

btw, hypothetical question: if someone's been feeding something that's a whole new species a steady diet of chocolate and vegetables, what would you recommend that it eat when it grows up? NOT meat.

battysitter

[ Video starts with a LOT of smoke. The camera moves a bit until there is finally Steve's face looking pretty angry, and finally he lets you see a microwave in flames wrapped around one of Steve's force fields, so the smoke won't escape ]

It looks like we need some help since some dipshit keeps blowing up our microwave every time he uses it. [ and he looks back at Mike, clearly blaming him for everything ] And I mean every time - every day. Again and again and again. [ this timeloop continues to frustrate him ]

Someone teach him how to use a microwave because he won't listen to me.

[ when the camera shifts again, it's to show Mike Wheeler raising a defiant middle finger at Steve ]

It's not my fault! The microwave's shit and you won't go buy a new one!

[ Steve reaches to grab the communicator, which causes the feed to stop, but before it does, you can still hear him going- ] Why do I gotta pay for shit you break, you-

thehawksnest

[The video post begins with utter darkness, with faint mumbling in the background. Then, everything brightens as Clint takes his thumb off of the camera and turns it to face him.]

Hey, uh, everyone...out there. I have a question about some weird ass shit, to put it simply. So, I know a lot of you folks have enhanced abilities, or 'superpowers', 'gifts', 'cool shit', whatever you call it, and I'm hoping someone can tell me what the hell I'm doing here?

[He makes reaching gestures with his hands as he describes exactly what's happened to himself.]

So, earlier I was trying to figure out how to work the damn tv here, and I dropped the remote beside my chair. I was reaching around for it when I felt...ok, it...it felt like reaching assways into a jam full of bees. You know, like a sock filled with dice and nail clippings? Man, I dunno, it felt weird. But, even weirder is what I came back with, and it wasn't even the damn remote!

[Clint reaches down and picks up a strange looking glove, waving it in front of the camera.]

Look! It's a goddamn archery glove! And it perfectly fits! What the hell was this doing next to my chair? This is weird, right? This can't just be me thinking it's strange.

[He sighs, and shrugs to the camera.}

Or, maybe it is just me, and I'm getting too old for this. I knew I shoulda retired when they even mentioned a helicarrier...

beyourzoomer

[When the camera clicks on, at first all you can see is the beach, and the water lapping at the sand. A moment later, there's a red-headed girl on your device's screen, and there's a bright smile spread across her face - one that even her friends back home haven't really been privy to up to this point. She looks happy.

She hasn't been away from California and the beach for all that long back home but in some ways it feels like it's been an eternity. And okay, this isn't California, but it's still the beach and the ocean, and this is her element. But it's not just that. She's in a different world entirely, and while that possibility had never really occurred to her before a couple days ago when Lucas started telling her about the Upside Down, she knows he was telling the truth. Not just because she's seen monsters from another dimension, but because now she's in one herself. And she has freaking super powers.

So maybe Nancy Wheeler has no idea who she is because of some weird time thing she doesn't really understand. It's okay.

She's not home anymore. She can breathe.]

Okay so I missed the warmest part of the day but that's okay because the beach isn't going anywhere, right? Plus it's still in the seventies, which is way better than the forties. [Aka, back in Indiana. She's seriously contemplating camping out on the beach tonight just so she can watch the sunrise in the morning.]

Does anyone here surf? I was starting to learn back home before I moved. I can offer free skateboarding lessons in return for any takers.

micycle

[For a second after the feed fizzles into life, Mike just sits there, blinking at his device in urgent confusion. Normally it would be astonishment, but the kid's been through hell and (part of the way) back, and it shows on his face; this is going to be the coolest once he gets a good night's sleep under his belt, but right now - ]

Um. [He pushes a pair of dust-coated goggles up into his hair, and coughs. The scarf below his chin seems coated with a similar substance.] Is there an Indiana here?

[A brief pause. He knows how dumb that question sounds.]

I really need to call someone.

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