tooscience: (mammal trickery)
H'ssssk ❝Dr. Dinosaur❞ ([personal profile] tooscience) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-13 11:17 pm

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[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Only when you tell me yours!
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I hurts when you lie to me, dinosaur boss.
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
That I'm not lying about!
Edited 2014-09-15 03:14 (UTC)
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
You have to give me something first.
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That's not giving me anything. I get to not be eaten, like, every day.

Do you do piggy back rides.
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's not a pet thing. It's an awesome thing.
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft. Not like with a saddle or anything, god. Just a terrorizing the masses thing. We could totally start a panic.
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. So. You're all talk.
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2014-09-15 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
All crystal whoring and no reward, so far. There's a robot I could go give them to instead, you know. Or like a million aliens.

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