tooscience: (mammal trickery)
H'ssssk ❝Dr. Dinosaur❞ ([personal profile] tooscience) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-09-13 11:17 pm

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[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!
hands4healing: (-_-)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-09-25 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm really from another world.
hands4healing: (Huff!)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-09-26 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[And she tells him what it is, which has never been mentioned in canon. Ooops.]
hands4healing: (You wouldn't like me if I was angry)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-09-26 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid dinosaur, you mean.
hands4healing: (Point At You)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-09-26 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm plenty intelligent!
hands4healing: (Talk to the hand!)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-09-26 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Jellyfish. One of those blobby things on the beach, right?]

The jellyfish eats things smarter than you!

[Yes. she's officially turned into a little kid.]
hands4healing: (Don't walk away)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-09-26 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm not a jellyfish.
hands4healing: (Talk to the hand!)

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[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-09-27 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're insulting me again. That means no crystals.
hands4healing: (Talk to the hand!)

This is so a match made in un-heaven.

[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-10-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you're bullying. I don't deal with bullies.
hands4healing: (Don't walk away)

The very very best.

[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-10-06 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not being stupid. I'm just not going to deal with you while you're yelling at me, and insulting me, and threatening to kill me and all the other mammals.
hands4healing: (Huff!)

[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-10-12 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And then you're going to use them to kill me.

[So very dry a voice.]
hands4healing: (Why do I put up with this?)

[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-10-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's what you said earlier! You were going to go back in time and make sure that the mammals didn't survive. I'm a mammal! So I'd be dead.

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