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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

Comments

voice;

[tooscience]

Your species committed genocide on mine, what does that indicate?

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

That we probably hold grudges.

voice;

[tooscience]

You are not the only ones.

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hey now, I like reptiles. One of my best friends is one, kind of.

[Actually, maybe he shouldn't take about Connors.]

Anyway -- it's refreshing to know that there are similarities.

voice;

[tooscience]

What best friend?

[A reptile friends with a mammal? What is the world coming to!]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

I don't know if he'd want me to say his name in this context -- but he exists. I do have friends.

[Said just a LITTLE defensively.]

voice;

[tooscience]

And he's a reptile... That's friends with a mammal.

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well, he's sometimes a reptile. It's his power -- to transform into a giant lizard. I think that counts, yes?

voice;

[tooscience]

Mammals can't be reptiles!

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Some would claim that dinosaurs can't be scientists, too. I suppose this world is going to challenge our perceptions.

voice;

[tooscience]

That's just you half-apes being morons with your tiny meat brains!

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

I never said dinosaurs couldn't be scientists!

voice;

[tooscience]

Miniscule brains!

[Huff.]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well that's patently untrue. Your very initial assessment was more accurate.

voice;

[tooscience]

They're small enough to fit in my mouth, and your species is dumb! The dumbest stink infestation!

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

What an ignorant, ill-informed series of lies to spew. You're not as smart as you want people to think, which was only made more evident by your stunted repetition. Why, do you think, do you need people to admire your lacking intellect?

Or do you also lack the insight to honestly answer that?

voice;

[tooscience]

Until you time travel you can't make that assumption! And it is hardly my fault if your language of grunts doesn't have the proper words to formulate the most elegant of sentences!

I don't need you mammals to admire anything, but you should. My genius is going to kill you after all.