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[agog]

[ guess who's back, back again? simmons is back, tell a friend. or just give her a job because...] Upon my return, I have been given a job as a litigation clerk. [ trying so hard not to make a face.] And while I am quite grateful for the... opportunity, [ yes. good. that sounds nice. grateful, even. and she is! to an extent but... she loves science more :( legal work is not her thing. ]  I believe my abilities and skills would be more helpful in a different profession. Something more... [ layman's terms, simmons, layman's terms. as skye would say--] Science-y.

I have two phds biochemistry related fields, have had many of my papers published, and back home I was a member of S.H.I.E.L.D.’s research division. So if anyone is looking to hire a biochemist... [ cue a smile!] I'm your girl.

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[friendshiprocks]

[ the video clicks on to Cure Princess...however, considering that Hime's voice doesn't change in her superhero form and she was dumb enough to have her community identification say her real name and superhero id on it, feel free to connect the dots. Also, for people who have seen Cure Princess before, she looks a bit...weird. In the sense that this isn't her normal superhero outfit. and also, in the sense that occasionally that outfit fades away and is replaced by her normal, blue and black magical girl duds. Princess hasn't seemed to notice that just yet.

anyway, she's in a side room while frantic Porter techs talk and scamper around the background and Princess is just grumpy ]

This is so stupid! I go home for a day or two, then I come back here, and now they won't let me leave! The people who run the Porter are just...they're just...so mean!

[ grumpy huff and grumpy sniffle. a pause, and oh yeah, something she needs to ask the people. ]

Oh hey, what's 'conflicting surges of energy' mean? One of these guys, [ pointing to a Porter tech ] said something about it and that's why I'm still here and why these meanies haven't let me go home yet.

[ ooc: this is the start of the magical girl plot!. the plot will run until the 15th, and everybody can join in! if people are accepted after today/before the 15th, feel free to join in/toss your dude in as well. :) ]

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[bestversion]

Hi, I'm your new part time counselor!! My name is Kamala. Soooo. . . if you need anything like a hug, you can get one.

Unless you're a boy, then you can get a MANLY BACKPAT.

Because my mom would flip if I hugged boys sorry.

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[mobilityassistance]

[If robot faces could look frustrated, this would totally be it. There are more important things she was worried about before she got here.

As it will take some time to get herself integrated with and accustomed to the network around here, she's going to have to do this the old-fashioned way. Much less efficient. But then, these were organics.]

If any individual has any information concerning this place or why I was brought here that I have not been given already, I would be...interested in hearing it. [A pause.] It also appears that quite a large amount of classified data has been leaked. I would like to know why as well. [She doesn't say what, though. Self preservation.

For the same reasons she's also a little reluctant to introduce herself--or at least to give her full designation. For now, she's simply a cleverly programmed synthetic. No need to get into the specifics of AI and behavioral shackles. Or, rather, the lack thereof.]

I do not believe this is any place I have seen before, and I have no records of any society matching the technology I have seen thus far. Any assistance you can provide is appreciated.