So - all right.
[ Young Miss Kathleen Jones has the good grace to look embarrassed as she's making this post, because it is very embarrassing. And yet this is sort of a question that needs to be asked, because she hasn't really seen anyone asking it. Even though it's sort of... ]
We've never really managed to figure out why we were the ones who ended up here, have we. I mean - it's pretty clear that the Porter, or Lachesis, or whatever it was that brought us here, didn't just pick at random. So obviously there's got to be some reason why it's us. And I've sort of noticed -
[ She makes an awkward little gesture of her hand. ]
I mean - No one really talks about it, but you can just look around and see...
[ Another embarrassed little wave of her hand, and that embarrassed little wave finally gives her courage enough to just go for it: ]
Has anyone else noticed that we're all ridiculously good-looking? This isn't a joke post, I'm not trying to be funny - It's completely improbable, just how attractive we all are. I'm not just talking about humans, either. I'm not being human-centric, I don't think. Because I know that there are a lot of non-humans here who are uncommonly gorgeous by their species' standards. And so it's just...
[ She falters. Her face is decidedly pink with embarrassment. ]
Anyway. I don't know. I just wanted to know if anyone's looked into it at all. This is really a serious question, I swear.
[ Young Miss Kathleen Jones has the good grace to look embarrassed as she's making this post, because it is very embarrassing. And yet this is sort of a question that needs to be asked, because she hasn't really seen anyone asking it. Even though it's sort of... ]
We've never really managed to figure out why we were the ones who ended up here, have we. I mean - it's pretty clear that the Porter, or Lachesis, or whatever it was that brought us here, didn't just pick at random. So obviously there's got to be some reason why it's us. And I've sort of noticed -
[ She makes an awkward little gesture of her hand. ]
I mean - No one really talks about it, but you can just look around and see...
[ Another embarrassed little wave of her hand, and that embarrassed little wave finally gives her courage enough to just go for it: ]
Has anyone else noticed that we're all ridiculously good-looking? This isn't a joke post, I'm not trying to be funny - It's completely improbable, just how attractive we all are. I'm not just talking about humans, either. I'm not being human-centric, I don't think. Because I know that there are a lot of non-humans here who are uncommonly gorgeous by their species' standards. And so it's just...
[ She falters. Her face is decidedly pink with embarrassment. ]
Anyway. I don't know. I just wanted to know if anyone's looked into it at all. This is really a serious question, I swear.