oo2 | Video [ID Reads: Conner Kent]

[tactile_telekinesis]

[It takes a couple of seconds for the colour to balance properly on the broadcast and for his features to actually show up brighter. Once it does, he smiles and brushes wet hair from his eyes and fixes his glasses a little. He then moves the phone so the view of a beach behind him is visible.]

So actually being able to go to the beach has been a pretty cool experience. Sand beats a dusty road any day of the week.

Hey, I’m Conner by the way. Kinda new, just not really had much to say but thought I should maybe say something now?

Oh, this place doesn’t have a Big Belly Burger does it? Cause I’ve been craving one for weeks.

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[thinhammer]

[ He opens the feed with a couple fries still sticking out of his mouth. Everything is lost now that he's discovered junk food. Sure, Konoha had it's own version of quick-and-greasy, but nothing he'd ever consumed in his world tasted like this. It's second only to his one true love -- ramen -- of which there is a distinct lack in this area except for in cup form. It's a good thing he's not picky.

He chews thoughtfully for a minute while he stares directly into the camera, but conveniently swallows and speaks up just before it gets awkward. ]

So I was trainin' the other day. Doin' some kicks and stuff, practicin' on a clone. [ Yeah, that got him some weird looks. Who wouldn't find the sight of a dude beating an exact clone of himself up and laughing about a little weird? ] And I realised somethin' when I tried to summon Old Man Toad..... I can't do it anymore. I tried and tried, I got so desperate I woulda even settled for meetin' Gamatatsu.. but nothin'. They live back on Mount Myoboku, and that's still in my world, so my summoning contract with them isn't gonna work anymore, is it?

[ He scratches his face idly, as if talking about missing his sentient toads is a totally normal thing. He really doesn't know any better. ]

So, I was wonderin'... Does anyone know where I can get a frog or a toad or somethin'?

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[bestversion]

SUPERVILLAIN LITMUS TEST

u r probably a super villain if you -

a] talk a lot about how humans r dumb
b] it sounds poetic in a trashy twilight way
c] lots of italics
d] lots of butthurt

ur welcome.

Loose Screws 7 [Video]

[hands4healing]

[There's an image of a wet nose and a white muzzle, community, and a dog pulls its head back before pawing and sniffing at the communication device again. Some of you might recognize Winry Rockbell's dog, Zoey.

There's the sound of a door opening and the dog turns away, wagging its tail and putting on a doggy smile for the person walking into the room.

You can see her legs and the hem of her dress and part of the dog's back. And you can hear her voice.]

I don't get it, Zoey. Why would the Porter bring Al in just to take him away again? Geeze!

[The legs move again, to sit on a bed. The dog turns to face the legs, tail wagging slowly.]

And now Mr. Castle is gone, too.

[Her voice thickens.]

I'm tired of people vanishing, Zoey.

[She pets the dog, who lays its ears back and shifts closer. Finally, Winry leans down, wrapping her arms around her dog. While bent over, she realizes the device is on, and reaches for it, her expression surprised.]

Zoey, did you turn this on?