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Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] glassinine) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-03-22 05:49 pm

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[BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE
by which I mean no, Edgeworth just has a quiet, calm, thoughtful little tirade for you all]


Good day. I'm acquainted with some of you already; for those whom I do not yet know, my name is Miles Edgeworth, and I work as a prosecutor here. I hope that you will indulge me in listening to a bit of a speech.

I understand that here, as in the previous city - and as in the homes of many of you - there is a tradition of vigilantism. I do not come today to decry vigilantes as criminals; I know that those of you who engaged in such practices almost certainly did so out of a desire to protect your homes, to fight crime that could not otherwise be fought, and the like.

But anyone who is considering returning to such practices here - who is considering becoming a vigilante and acting outside of the law - I beg you all to take a step back for just a moment and examine your actions with a critical eye.

I know that it is easy to resent the law. We like to think of the government as some meddling busybody keeping us from doing what is fun. But laws are never written out of spite. They're written for protection: of you, of your neighbors. At times, they're written to protect people from one another; at times, they're written to protect citizens from the government itself.

Laws are in place to protect people. So if you choose to act as a vigilante, to break the law, what are you doing? You're trespassing against others. You're resisting things that were put in place for the protection of yourself and your neighbor. Police cannot act as freely as vigilantes, but for good reason: they're held in check so that they are answerable to the people and to they cannot do harm to the people.

So I beg of you, any who would turn to vigilantism: consider instead working with the police. Particularly given recent events, the police force here needs those who have remarkable powers to help keep the citizenry safe. You will not be able to act as freely, perhaps, but you will be helping the city - and helping it in a way where you will not run the risk of overstepping your bounds and causing hurt.

Thank you very much for your attention. I welcome any disagreement or debate, and will freely and gladly engage any who wish to speak about this.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-23 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That wasn't mindless, I threw that bit in so you'd feel better. Good job it worked or you'd have never been able to sleep at night again.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-23 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rolls his eyes with good nature. Oh Edgey, you're such an idiot sometimes.]

Well, the good news is is that I'm not a vigilante.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-23 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Edgeworth your sarcasm makes me tingle. Anyway, you should be thankful I'm not tearing your city up. Sbheeesh.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-23 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes you should. Though only for the moment, I have to get back to business sooner rather than later.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-23 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Exasperated.]

Edgeworth. Have you even looked up on what a trickster does?
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-23 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ :| ]

I sure hope you didn't intend to make me sound like a standard clown. And no, not just tricks. Lots of other things, but I don't think I'll waste my breath going through it all since you'll be hard pressed to believe it anyway. I mean let's be honest here, you've not even managed to wrap your head around the Lucifer thing going on in this place.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-23 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gives the most innocent, clueless look he can manage.]

Group delusion?
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-24 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, harsh. Don't drag me into that. Might want to rephrase your thoughts on that one though, you might upset the religious.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-25 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shakes his head and actually manages to look genuinely disappointed in Edgeworth.] I forgot. Since you don't believe it, it can't possibly be true. Anyway like I said, don't drag me into it. Nothing to do with me.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-03-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't treat you as stupid if you didn't act like it. Sometimes there is no conspiracy.