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maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
moneyballer) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-13 06:29 pm
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- nico di angelo | n/a,
- † asher millstone | beefcake,
- † barry allen | the flash,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † death | didi,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † edward kenway | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † melkor | n/a,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † pakunoda | n/a,
- † rose wilson | ravager,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † spot conlon | king of brooklyn,
- † tatsuma sakamoto | motormouth,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
001 | Video
Okay, so this superhero gig? Best. Thing. Ever!
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
[Each word is accompanied by animated hand gestures and unnecessary head bobbing. Better get used to it.]
Yo, this is frickin’ awesome! I mean, I wanted to defend the law and all, but this? This is better than all the wet dreams I’ve ever had! And, phew! I’ve had some great ones. Madonna? She may be old, but that chick can get it.
[Why is he gesturing to the viewer like he won an Oscar or something? What the hell is his problem?]
Some guys wouldn’t be caught dead walking around in spandex and a pair of tighty-whities, but… You can’t deny that this bodacious badonkadonk-
[Asher sets the device on the table in front of him, doing a twirl for the camera. Oh god, is that a booty pop? It is. Someone stop this man.]
Would look great in a supersuit.
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Deeeep breath, because age is a touchy subject kthx.]
Forty, actually.
C'mon, kiddo, maybe try actually settling in first before you start throwing shade and publicly dancing for money.
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This is still America! And that means I still have the right to party like a rockstar, okay? Chill.
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[Eye roll.]
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[Seriously.]
Slut-shaming isn't okay. In fact, it's totally not okay!
[where are you going with this
don't u joke about loose girls all the time-]
I read that in Playboy, once.
[yes.
yes this is a loser who actually reads the articles]
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[It's like his whole world just shattered.]
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There's articles and stuff. Some of them are actually pretty interesting.
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[Not that Jeff faps to Playboy anyway. He has enough hawt ladies to bone, unfunf.]
There's probably better magazines to read for the articles though.
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he has bonnie winterbottom she may not be nice but she's fine as all hell
oh and also like a decade older than him but details]
Oh, totally. I like reading magazines. I don't have the time to read the dense stuff anymore, or, I didn't when I was at school but...
It's nice to learn. I've always been fond of it.
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Law school, I'm guessing?
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How'd you know?
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You just seem the type. Call it instinct.
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He made partner. I mean, pretty sweet, right?
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That's super important. And, I dunno, no matter who you are, you usually want to keep your ass outta the big house, especially if you hired a lawyer.
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[Asher's been keeping his energy up, but talking to all these people is tiring him out. He's got work tomorrow- If he really wants to learn anything and get his ass back into gear, he's going to need some sleep.]
I feel like I learn a lot more working at the firm than I do from the textbooks.
Nothing in real life is ever like the cases you hear about in class.
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You actually any good, honestly?
Setting the scene for you here, but I got my own show: Lawyer at Large. Shows an up and coming imPort lawyer playing the system, right? And I'm trying to get my own firm started too for those who don't want a camera in their face. Play your cards right and maybe I'll let you handle the copier.
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[The way Asher fires back at that immediately seems to point to something else. He's as loud and obnoxious about that as he is about everything else, but there's vulnerability there, as if he's been doubted countless times before.
This is his chance to prove people wrong, damn it.
To prove them all wrong.]
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[Even if the douchebro act is still just a little off putting. It's okay though, Jeff can mingle with the douchbros just as well as he can mingle with others.]
Seriously though, if you're ever interested...
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Thanks man.
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Look, no problem, I might genuinely need an extra hand with researching sometimes, y'know? Always helps to have another person who knows law kicking around. Maybe I'll seeya about.