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Peter Quill ([personal profile] nostalgiabomb) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-08-12 12:04 pm

03 ▷ VIDEO

[ Good evening, Mask or Menacians.

Today, you'll be treated to the chaos that is Nonah 005 on a movie night. On camera are the Pines twins, a tiny wizard, a minotaur, a wannabe Arthur Fonzarelli, and some kid with Troll doll hair. But most prominently shown is one Ken Amada, who you might recognize as "that kid with the dog" or "the forty year old man trapped in a twelve year old's body." Kittens wander in and out of the area, while Koromaru sits comfortably at the cameraman's hip.

Barely audible in the background is the noise of explosions and gunfire -- but don't be concerned. That's probably just the movie. Probably. More troubling is the way the Fonz and the Troll are bickering over the gratuitous violence while everyone patiently ignores the hell out of them. Well, everyone except Ken, who seems to be gritting his teeth.

Quietly, Star-Lord, our illustrious cameraman, murmurs into his device as he zooms in on Ken. ]
Some shit's about to go down. You see that vein popping out on his forehead? That's the vein of someone who's gonna snap.

[ The teens' arguing goes on for another half a minute, during which time Ken seems to become more and more irate. When their squabbling finally reaches a crescendo, the kid rounds on them. ]

Would you two shut the fuck up?!

[ And just like that, the room goes deathly silent -- save for a timely record scratch, courtesy of the film they were trying to watch.

And then, Peter Quill starts cackling. ]


Oh my God, I'm totally posting this.

(( cover your ears, children. expect a whole lot of threadhopping. ))
boobwindow: (ehhh)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-08-13 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
You sound like a rational person, at least.

[ Protect the small children, Charlie. ]
animated: (124)

[personal profile] animated 2015-08-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. I think I'm pretty much cemented as house dad at this point.

[ He's sure got his work cut out for him. ]
boobwindow: (... okay there)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-08-13 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Not necessarily a bad thing.

[ At least Ken's got someone who won't make fun of him for something so trivial. ]

And if I were caught listening to two people argue non-stop during a movie I'd have some strong words myself.
animated: (047)

[personal profile] animated 2015-08-13 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure we were all thinking it, Ken was just unfortunate enough to say it first.
boobwindow: (for half a million seriously)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-08-15 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna ground him?
animated: (130)

[personal profile] animated 2015-08-16 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
For swearing? Not at all. I might ground Peter for recording it, though.
boobwindow: (stares directly into camera)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-08-17 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Snorting. ]

Think it'll work?
animated: (033)

[personal profile] animated 2015-08-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not. But I can try.
boobwindow: maybe it's malegazeline (maybe she's born with it)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-08-17 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck, pal.