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maskormenace2015-08-12 12:04 pm
nostalgiabomb) wrote in maskormenace2015-08-12 12:04 pm
Entry tags:
- conner kent | superboy,
- hiro hamada | n/a,
- jaime reyes | blue beetle,
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † agent york | the interloper,
- † carl grimes | n/a,
- † charlie maxwell | n/a,
- † commander shepard | blasto,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † hisoka the magician | n/a,
- † ira gamagori | n/a,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † kaneda shotaro | n/a,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † kay faraday | great thief yatagarasu,
- † ken amada | n/a,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † mewtwo | n/a,
- † minato arisato | n/a,
- † peter quill | star-lord,
- † reika aoki | cure beauty,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † shinjiro aragaki | n/a,
- † tetsuo shima | n/a,
- † the iron bull | the iron dragon,
- † uta | no face,
- † wally west | kid flash,
- † wasabi | n/a,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
03 ▷ VIDEO
[ Good evening, Mask or Menacians.
Today, you'll be treated to the chaos that is Nonah 005 on a movie night. On camera are the Pines twins, a tiny wizard, a minotaur, a wannabe Arthur Fonzarelli, and some kid with Troll doll hair. But most prominently shown is one Ken Amada, who you might recognize as "that kid with the dog" or "the forty year old man trapped in a twelve year old's body." Kittens wander in and out of the area, while Koromaru sits comfortably at the cameraman's hip.
Barely audible in the background is the noise of explosions and gunfire -- but don't be concerned. That's probably just the movie. Probably. More troubling is the way the Fonz and the Troll are bickering over the gratuitous violence while everyone patiently ignores the hell out of them. Well, everyone except Ken, who seems to be gritting his teeth.
Quietly, Star-Lord, our illustrious cameraman, murmurs into his device as he zooms in on Ken. ] Some shit's about to go down. You see that vein popping out on his forehead? That's the vein of someone who's gonna snap.
[ The teens' arguing goes on for another half a minute, during which time Ken seems to become more and more irate. When their squabbling finally reaches a crescendo, the kid rounds on them. ]
Would you two shut the fuck up?!
[ And just like that, the room goes deathly silent -- save for a timely record scratch, courtesy of the film they were trying to watch.
And then, Peter Quill starts cackling. ]
Oh my God, I'm totally posting this.
(( cover your ears, children. expect a whole lot of threadhopping. ))
Today, you'll be treated to the chaos that is Nonah 005 on a movie night. On camera are the Pines twins, a tiny wizard, a minotaur, a wannabe Arthur Fonzarelli, and some kid with Troll doll hair. But most prominently shown is one Ken Amada, who you might recognize as "that kid with the dog" or "the forty year old man trapped in a twelve year old's body." Kittens wander in and out of the area, while Koromaru sits comfortably at the cameraman's hip.
Barely audible in the background is the noise of explosions and gunfire -- but don't be concerned. That's probably just the movie. Probably. More troubling is the way the Fonz and the Troll are bickering over the gratuitous violence while everyone patiently ignores the hell out of them. Well, everyone except Ken, who seems to be gritting his teeth.
Quietly, Star-Lord, our illustrious cameraman, murmurs into his device as he zooms in on Ken. ] Some shit's about to go down. You see that vein popping out on his forehead? That's the vein of someone who's gonna snap.
[ The teens' arguing goes on for another half a minute, during which time Ken seems to become more and more irate. When their squabbling finally reaches a crescendo, the kid rounds on them. ]
Would you two shut the fuck up?!
[ And just like that, the room goes deathly silent -- save for a timely record scratch, courtesy of the film they were trying to watch.
And then, Peter Quill starts cackling. ]
Oh my God, I'm totally posting this.
(( cover your ears, children. expect a whole lot of threadhopping. ))
permavid;
Certainly ain't me. I, for one, thought that was the greatest thing ever.
[ He is also, apparently, inclined to hyperbole. ]
Also, I'm pretty sure the kid's, like, secretly forty.
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Personally, I think he needs to yank that stick outta his ass.
[ A pause. ]
The dickwad, not the kid. The kid's fine.
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[ Well, she can see where the language problem is coming from. Peter. ]
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A DICK IS A PART OF ANATOMY.
THAT'S JUST BIOLOGY. ]
This was a momentous occasion that had to be shared. Like a baby's first bite of solid food, or the first time someone catches a fish.
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So this kid's going to go on to be embarrassed and yelled at by friends or even strangers, but it's totally okay with you?
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Friends give each other shit. Part of being friends.
As for the turdmunch who's giving Ken hell for saying a word that everyone and their mom's probably said at least once? They need to loosen the hell up.
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[ Says she, who yelled at a cinnamon roll and then stormed out and has yet to apologize. ]
This has clearly gone beyond his comfort levels, you know?
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[ Double entendre?
Double entendre. ]
I'm pretty sure the kid is planning his revenge, anyway, so after that, I'm callin' it even.
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Can't say you don't have it coming, but seriously, you're not even going to tell him you're sorry? We've got a whole peanut gallery on the network.
[ This post was going to end up awkward no matter what. ]
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I mean, I'm sorry people are giving him shit about it? But otherwise--
[ He makes a quiet, high-pitched noise at the back of his throat.
It seems to translate to, Sorry, not sorry. ]
It was baby's first swear. I'm too proud of the kid to not share the accomplishment.
... dw crapped out on me so that tag didn't go :U
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Thanks.
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[ She's not talking to you anymore, sir. Goodbye!! ]