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[baphlement]

DISCOVER YOUR PATRON GOD* TODAY!
Give your answers to the following questions in the comments, and BAPHOMET will analyze your soulful results. Then we can chat about it! If you're a Pantheon god already and you take the quiz YOU CHEATER I reserve the right to all and any bullshit.

(1) WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL LEGEND?
A. My dick, like a mythical tale, has been passed from mouth to mouth.
B. My legend is yet written.
C. Empathy & compassion.
D. I am feared and admired.
E. The fact that I owe answer to no one.
F. My own gorgeous reflection.

(2) WHO OR WHAT HAS GIVEN YOU YOUR POWER?
A. A generally healthy lifestyle and a little bit of good luck.
B. I derive power from my relationships with others.
C. I inherited it from a source of damnation.
D. I'm sad and powerless, boohoo.
E. My hopes, ambitions, & dreams.
F. Fuck you.

(3) HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN YOUR FRIEND GROUP?
A. The smart one.
B. The pretty one.
C. The cool one.
D. The crazy one.


(4) DID YOU TAKE A WHISKY DRINK OR A VODKA DRINK?
A. Whisky.
B. Vodka.
C. Neither.
D. boTH.


(5) WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
A. Never reaching my full potential.
B. Being secretly hated by my loved ones & friends.
C. Crossing a rubicon that goes against my moral standards.
D. Losing out on adventure or meaning.
E. Dying alone.
F. Personality quizzes are stupid and fake and yet I, as massive hypocrite, took one anyway.

(6) FILL IN THE BLANK.
WE ARE THE _____________ , MY FRIENDS.

*Only applies to Pantheon gods, sorry Other Gods I Don't Know As Well.

Comments

[symphonyinme]

d
e
c no b no no. c
d
e
champions

[justaskalice]

1. E
2. F
3. C but also A
4. D
5. E but also F
6. there is only one true answer to this and it's "CHAMPIONS"

[baphlement]

YOUR GOD IS INANNA, goddess of the morning and the evening star! You are sensual and charismatic, and you could probably fight your way out of hell if you wanted to. Emphasis on if.

[baphlement]

YOUR GOD IS WODEN, Sky-Father of the Æsir and lord of the Wild Hunt! You are a smartass and you drive normal people away from you like it was a fucking Olympic sport. You're misunderstood, and you both HATE THE FACT and LOVE THE FACT that it makes you different. You have some weird obsessions, too.

[symphonyinme]

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT SENSUAL YEAH MOMMA'S STILL GOT IT

[grandtheftequine]

A, C, B, D, F, champions

there are more gods around? i've only met one so far

[baphlement]

THAT'S SUCH AN INANNA THING TO SAY.

[shittywizard]

F, E, C, B, E, extra-planar pop culture reference

[baphlement]

YOUR GOD IS LUCIFER, the Adversary, and you FUCKING LOVE IT. You get off on pissing people off, and that makes you an inherent rebel. You were born to be the best and brightest, and maybe you've fallen a little short of that, but at least you've fallen on your own terms. You speak to the darker qualities of humanity, and it's almost completely a game to you. If it weren't for the MEGA DADDY ISSUES you've got.





Oh yeah, which one? Because you better be saying "you, Baphomet, the literal god I am literally talking to right now."

[symphonyinme]

I DON'T K OH THE BUTTON IS STILL ON
i don't know aabout nana in it though is there an imamma?

[baphlement]

YOUR GOD IS BAAL, king of thunder and lightning, lord of the storms. You live large and you take charge. People GRUMBLE about your Untamed Bravado, but they just don't seem to understand: you deserve every ounce of cockiness you can swallow. You know who you are, you know your power, you know your style -- and it is inimitable. You'll do what you want, and woe to anyone who tries to stop you.

[shittywizard]

that's the hot one, right?

[baphlement]

oh my god is that a pun
IS IT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOU TO BE ONE OF MINE?

[baphlement]

sure why not

[shittywizard]

seems like he's more into responsibility than me tho

[baphlement]

DEPENDS what you take responsibility for. he's responsible for being bossy, you might be responsible for looking literally the best that there ever was.

[grandtheftequine]

okay i'm doubling down on my answer to number 5

fine, i've met two of you, whatever
but the other one had coke so he's winning so far

[baphlement]

You met Woden? First?
I'm so sorry.

[grandtheftequine]

don't be too sorry
it was good coke

[baphlement]

Now I see how your Lucifer rebellion is manifesting.

[motorcycle_noises]

Sure, why not?

1) E. None of these really fit, but that's closest.
2) F.
3) C.
4) C.
5) E.
6) Champions.

[snarkbot]

(1) F
(2) A
(3) A
(4) E, Sings the songs that remind him of the good times
(5) F
(6) Memes

[symphonyinme]

you make the rules1! it's all on you baby
which one are you? still a sexy mamma?

[baphlement]

YOUR GOD IS URDR, goddess of fate, queen of seers. You're frequently described as SERIOUS, and FULL OF DOOM AND/OR GLOOM. You're learned and knowledgable (and you will remind people of the fact), and you might feel isolated now and again. You seem aloof to others, even cruel at times. But that isn't to say that you MEAN to be mean in such a manner, you're actually NOT an asshole. You just care deeply, and maybe caring that much is something that can't be easily analyzed or scientifically defined. Maybe it's scary. Maybe it's just easier to isolate, easier to stick to the data. You have a knack for facts, and if there's a problem you're front and center to solving it.

[motorcycle_noises]

You know what? I'm pretty okay with that.