, if I could have everyone's attention please! I've recently come to note that there's something of a... deficit in the imPort community. Sure, sure
, you could try dating outside of our little community, but in light of all of this vandalism nonsense, do you really
want to take that risk? After all, you may not figure out their ulterior motives until it's too late! Or they might just be a glory hound. Either/or.[ Rusty himself has no problems with gloryhounds, but... that's not part of his pitch! ]
Anyhoo! To that end, I've designed an imPort-only dating app, accessible only from our very own communicators to make sure that no looky-loos get onto the system. All you do is upload a couple of the more flattering pictures you can take of yourself - and no dick pics, all you nasty horndogs out there, that'll be deleted automatically; if you like someone, you can do them the dignity of showing off your dick in-person, thank you very much - put up a brief blurb, and voila
, love might be right around the corner![ He winks. It's not great. ]
And for next week, and next week only, I've made a deal with a few choice date locations as sponsors who will be willing to fund your romantic endeavors - just sign up, and our algorithm will do the rest. All you'll have to do is show up at the right place and time.
Ta-ta![ ... ]
Oh, fuck, and it's called imPress. Don't know how I missed that part...[ ooc : if you want to sign up for randomized dates or if you just want your character to have a dating app on their profile you can use for future hook-ups, please direct your attention to THIS POST! thanks, and have fun! ]