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[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

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[The childish response would be, "I am rubber, you are glue, bounces off of me and sticks to you." Winry tries not to be childish.]

Are not!

[And fails.]

[He tends to have that effect on people.]

Are too!

Are not!

Are too times infinity!

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Are not, infinity cubed.

[So there.]

Are too, infinity cubed plus one!

[This is getting ridiculous.]

All right, you win.

Yes, that's right mammal! Bow before my mastery of infinities!

Just for that, I'm not giving you any crystals.

Give them to me.

Why should I? You insulted me and my people.

Because I asked.

Not very nicely!

Please.

But you want to kill off me and all the other mammals. Why would I want to aid you in that?

You won't exist so you won't remember.

Not good enough.

Maybe you can live.

Maybe I'll give you one crystal.

Yes, good mammal.

So, where are you from?

[Since he's almost being polite, she'll be polite back.]

The same place all dinosaurs are from.

I'm afraid I don't know where that is.

Earth. Earth you stupid mammal!

Oh, I thought maybe you meant your own planet rather than this one. My planet had some dinosaurs, too. But I'm not from Earth.

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This is so a match made in un-heaven.

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truly they'll be the best of friends

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The very very best.

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