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[tooscience]

[See a dinosaur in a vest. See a dinosaur in a vest talking. Just a normal day.]

PRIMITIVE MEAT PESTS ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A VINE/TWITTER ABOMINATION! I REQUIRE YOU BRING TO ME ALL OF YOUR CRYSTALS!

[Yelling. Definitely yelling and not talking.]

I AM NEW AND CLEARLY IN NEED OF AID!

[He pauses a moment to glance at some papers before looking back up at the camera.]

Mime? MIME IS NOT A JOB! MIMES DON'T DO SCIENCE! Have you mammals changed your mammaly words again?! Is this some hipster thing?!

I DEMAND SOMEONE TRADE WITH ME!

Comments

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're an inventor dinosaur who has apparently mastered time travel -- I assure you, by many standards, that is indeed impressive.

[Also, still too scared of said dinosaur to provoke him.]

voice;

[tooscience]

The most impressive!

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Would anyone dare contradict you?

voice;

[tooscience]

Yes, but then they would feel tooth, and claw and bullets!

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Would the teeth and claws be necessary, with the bullets? Or is that your measure of enjoyment?

voice;

[tooscience]

Depends on the mammal.

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Most of us here are human, though I don't doubt there is some... Variation to that. I thought I saw a giant panda once.

[It sounds crazy to say aloud, but then again, he is in discussion with a dinosaur.]

voice;

[tooscience]

Would a giant death laser of doomy death be preferable?

[He can offer that over tooth, claw and bullets.]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

-- Have you actually used such a device against people?

voice;

[tooscience]

Why is that important, mammal?

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Criminal history is usually an indicator of future aggression.

voice;

[tooscience]

Your species committed genocide on mine, what does that indicate?

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

That we probably hold grudges.

voice;

[tooscience]

You are not the only ones.

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Hey now, I like reptiles. One of my best friends is one, kind of.

[Actually, maybe he shouldn't take about Connors.]

Anyway -- it's refreshing to know that there are similarities.

voice;

[tooscience]

What best friend?

[A reptile friends with a mammal? What is the world coming to!]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

I don't know if he'd want me to say his name in this context -- but he exists. I do have friends.

[Said just a LITTLE defensively.]

voice;

[tooscience]

And he's a reptile... That's friends with a mammal.

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well, he's sometimes a reptile. It's his power -- to transform into a giant lizard. I think that counts, yes?

voice;

[tooscience]

Mammals can't be reptiles!

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Some would claim that dinosaurs can't be scientists, too. I suppose this world is going to challenge our perceptions.

voice;

[tooscience]

That's just you half-apes being morons with your tiny meat brains!

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

I never said dinosaurs couldn't be scientists!

voice;

[tooscience]

Miniscule brains!

[Huff.]

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well that's patently untrue. Your very initial assessment was more accurate.