04 | voice

[fistofthejoestar]

I'm sorry to ruin all of the pleasant news that's been shared recently, but this is important.

[this is quite a departure in tone from what people on the network usually hear from Jonathan - it's steely and solemn, no trace of the sunny young man chatting amiably about dogs and lost items.]

A week ago two imPorts were kidnapped by a man named Robert Jennings for the sole purpose of hunting them down like animals. [the disgust in his voice is barely contained] They were rescued and Mr. Jennings himself was apprehended - but a group called the Go Fors whose services he utilized is still operating.

They provided technology which made it possible to spirit the pair of them away without causing suspicion, as well as keep them trapped long enough to be hunted. There were at least six individuals involved; I can provide names and some other information to whoever would like it.

This can't be allowed to happen again. I'll do whatever I can to help anyone interested in taking this up as well, whether through more details or physical assistance, but...in the meantime, please be careful, everyone.

[there's no telling what else they might attempt before they're brought down.]

Comments

[fistofthejoestar]

I find that rather difficult to believe.

[you like hassling people, Ramir, but Jonathan is pretty damn sure that you'd notice if someone you cared about dropped off a lot sooner than that.]

[heavyhitter]

are u calling me a liar
first fat then a liar, what happened to u! u used to be so nice!

[fistofthejoestar]

You aren't lying so much as pointlessly embellishing the truth. There's no shame in caring for people.

[he'd play along a little better, but this whole thing has still got him kind of wound up. sorry girl.]

[heavyhitter]

[ how DARE he be no fun while he's worried about things and people and life ]

whatever
did u rescue them

[fistofthejoestar]

We did, yes. They're as well as can be expected after an incident like that.

[which is to say, physically they're fine but he wouldn't expect the same of their mental state. what a huge bunch of bullshit this still makes him so mad.]

[heavyhitter]

howd u find em

[fistofthejoestar]

They managed to contact someone who told us what was happening and where they were. Then we simply went out to retrieve them.

[and walk across the ocean like Jesus to rough up a rich asshole on his yacht. no biggie.]

[heavyhitter]

did u kick their asses

[fistofthejoestar]

We dealt with them appropriately.

[that is to say, with Jonathan present the brutality quota was sadly low but if you think they got all this information from Jojo asking nicely you've got another thing coming.]

[heavyhitter]

thats a really shitty answer

[fistofthejoestar]

There's no point in my giving particulars. They won't move us forward in any meaningful way.

[heavyhitter]

no but itd make a great story
its the least u can do if i didnt even get to see u in action

[fistofthejoestar]

I'm not really certain that's something worth giving a consolation gift for.

[he's not particularly impressive when he fights, in his opinion. he's just doing what needs to be done.]

[heavyhitter]

says u, i wouldnt know because i DIDNT GET TO SEE

[fistofthejoestar]

This wasn't a spectator event! I don't think I did anything more interesting than walk us out to the boat, anyway.

[heavyhitter]

wait walk to the boat
it wasnt docked was it

[fistofthejoestar]

No, it was at sea, although not terribly far out. The Ripple allows me to walk on water when I channel it correctly, so I simply carried the others.

[heavyhitter]

what the fuck i wanna see that!

[fistofthejoestar]

I could show you whenever you like. It's not terribly difficult at all.

[it won't be as impressive, though, because he won't also be carrying three people at once. oh well.]

[heavyhitter]

what about now
shit wheres the nearest pool

[fistofthejoestar]

Now is fine. But wouldn't you rather go to the beach..?

[heavyhitter]

no
theres a pool like a block down, thats way more convenient

[fistofthejoestar]

[well, it's an exhibition for her, so Jonathan accepts her decision with a small bob of his head.]

Where exactly are you now? I'll meet you there.

[heavyhitter]

heropa govt housing
u get ur dreamy buns moving, ill find that pool

[fistofthejoestar]

I'll be there in a bit.

[just ignoring that comment about his butt in favor of trotting out to meet up with Ramir. it's not far, so it doesn't take him too long to reach his destination...and he's as easy to pick out of a crowd as always.]