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DISCOVER YOUR PATRON GOD* TODAY!
Give your answers to the following questions in the comments, and BAPHOMET will analyze your soulful results. Then we can chat about it! If you're a Pantheon god already and you take the quiz YOU CHEATER I reserve the right to all and any bullshit.

(1) WHAT IS YOUR PERSONAL LEGEND?
A. My dick, like a mythical tale, has been passed from mouth to mouth.
B. My legend is yet written.
C. Empathy & compassion.
D. I am feared and admired.
E. The fact that I owe answer to no one.
F. My own gorgeous reflection.

(2) WHO OR WHAT HAS GIVEN YOU YOUR POWER?
A. A generally healthy lifestyle and a little bit of good luck.
B. I derive power from my relationships with others.
C. I inherited it from a source of damnation.
D. I'm sad and powerless, boohoo.
E. My hopes, ambitions, & dreams.
F. Fuck you.

(3) HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN YOUR FRIEND GROUP?
A. The smart one.
B. The pretty one.
C. The cool one.
D. The crazy one.

(4) DID YOU TAKE A WHISKY DRINK OR A VODKA DRINK?
A. Whisky.
B. Vodka.
C. Neither.
D. boTH.

(5) WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
A. Never reaching my full potential.
B. Being secretly hated by my loved ones & friends.
C. Crossing a rubicon that goes against my moral standards.
D. Losing out on adventure or meaning.
E. Dying alone.
F. Personality quizzes are stupid and fake and yet I, as massive hypocrite, took one anyway.

(6) FILL IN THE BLANK.
WE ARE THE _____________ , MY FRIENDS.

*Only applies to Pantheon gods, sorry Other Gods I Don't Know As Well.

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Do I need to write champions again? I feel like only someone really creative can answer this question.

YOUR GOD IS WODEN, Sky-Father of the Æsir and lord of the Wild Hunt! You are a smartass and you drive normal people away from you like it was a fucking Olympic sport. You're misunderstood, and you both HATE THE FACT and LOVE THE FACT that it makes you different. You have some weird obsessions, too.

Sorry, Prof.

I'm not really sure I agree with the accuracy of this test...

That's the only way to 10000000% get Woden. It's just maths.

By questioning, one is assigned to...him?

Blind faith it is from now on, then.

By questioning bc you're UPSET at the results. If it was just for shits and giggles, you'd get Luci.

Edited 2018-05-16 06:18 (UTC)

Can you...blame me?

This isn't what I wanted when I asked you to skew the results, this man wears pleat front pants.

Erm -- Sorry.

[ A beat. ]

Although if you want to offer fashion advice...

Pack up everything you own, and I will set it on fire for you.

Start over. Entirely.

I...did that when I showed up here? [ He's a professor! He doesn't know how to be cool! ]

I'm more apt to buy the same old trousers, and maybe the odd denim.

Do it again, you did it wrong the first time.

Old being the operative word. No pleats. No pleats. And if they cost less than fifty quid, don't even bother.

I can't afford that! Who can afford pants like that?

What are you even spending your money on?

[ Coke and hookers. ]

Oh, this is embarrassing. [ A beat. ] Mostly books. I...have been trying to replace my entire collection in a very short time-span.