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[ The Doctor gives the camera a grin and a little nod. ]

Hello network! Just have a quick question here, time to take a roll call! Who's got magical creepy healing powers?

[ this is "being subtle." Sorry Clara. There's a big grin before, ]

Oh! Also, how do you own a shop? Apparently I got promoted. I've worked in a shop before but I don't think I've ever owned one.

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[unbreaker]

[Josuke waves. Is it to get the Doctor's attention or in friendly greeting? Who knows!]

What constitutes as magical here, Doc?

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[helpline]

[ The Doctor waves as well, giving Josuke a grin. ]

Interpret as you wish! I know some people have Porter given healing powers and some people have native to their world healing powers and some people have magical magical healing powers. It's a bit open-ended.

[ despite the fact that ]

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[shutterbugged]

Are we talking figure-of-speech magical, or literally, "no, not hyperbole, the actual dictionary definition of the word magical" magical?

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[helpline]

[ the Doctor shrugs. ] Take your pick, Spider-Man. It's an open-ended question.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Healing powers in what way? Healing yourself or others?

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[helpline]

Healing others healing powers.

[ oh look, it's an actual answer. ]

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[caduceusvalkyrie]

[Angela looks very unsure and just has one brow raised a little higher than the other.]

What do you mean by creepy.

Can't help with your second query I'm afraid.

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[helpline]

You know. [ and here the Doctor wiggles his fingers. ] Creepy. Stick your fingers in wounds to help heal them up creepy.

[ It is entirely possible the Doctor doesn't know how healing powers work. ]

[shifting]

Unfortunately I think I fit the bill for both those.

['healing' and 'creepy', he means.]

Someone hurt?

[helpline]

Someone is not hurt in the slightest!

[ someone's totally hurt ]

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[superposition]

What did you do this time?

[Side-eyeing you pretty hard here. Call it a hunch but he kinda doubts the Doctor would be asking about healers if he didn't either need one, or anticipate needing one very soon.]

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[helpline]

I didn't do anything.

[ technically true. Clara's the one who got shot. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

How creepy?

[helpline]

How creepy are we talking?

permatext hello again

[deadtective]

[everyone seems to have the healing thing well in hand, so she's just going to tackle the more important topic here.]

I am not doing your taxes too.

permavid hey gurl hey

[helpline]

No, I can do my taxes, [ said with a frown. ] It's things like 'making sure everything's in stock' and 'advertising' that I'm a little confused about.

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[komarran]

Creepy? That's not a descriptor I've heard when it's been of use. Unnatural, perhaps.

permavid b/c he lazy

[helpline]

I dunno, some of them are a bit creepy. What if you don't have magical healy light and you've got to actually touch the stab wound?

[ that's gross, yo. ]

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[23wishes]

[Raising her hand.]

I have magical creepy healing powers!

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[helpline]

Congrats, you're in the lotto! [ said with a BIG GRIN on his face. ]

Mind telling me how said magical creepy healing powers work?

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

Are you talking the power to heal creepiness, or calling healing powers creepy?

[Either way the answer is no, but she's curious.]

[helpline]

Both? [ SHRUG. ] Some healing powers are a bit creepy by default.

[historiology]

Healing artes? Well, I don't, but Mikleo has healing artes. Only seraphim can use artes though.

[Or a Shepherd/Squire when armatized with said seraphim. He thinks that this might count?]

I'm sure he would be able to explain it better than I could.

[helpline]

Seraphim like angel seraphim?

[ Because hello, that's interesting. ]

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[quaerit]

You could ask Lucy at the clinic, I suppose? That's if you're anywhere near De Chima, and it probably doesn't help at all if you're not.

[ He maybe should have thought this through before answering. He's very clearly worried, though, since he really doesn't think that's a question people ask just to be in the know. ]

What happened, are you hurt?

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[helpline]

Nah, we're stationed in Heropa. [ the Doctor is not worried at all in the slightest. As for Gansey's question, the Doctor shakes his head. ]

And don't worry, nobody's hurt. This is just me taking a census.

[stubble]

[ They may not be calling them creepy for the same reason, but Cullen agrees with him. He finds the prospect of being able to heal rather disturbing. Perhaps that feeling communicates itself through the wariness in his expression and his tone. ]

I was told upon arrival that I possessed the magic to heal. [ There's a touch of disapproval hanging about the word magic. ] But I have not yet mastered the art and would not suggest myself as a suitable healer for your ailments.

[helpline]

Well when you do master that art, drop me a line! And besides, novice still counts for getting listed in the list.

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[beautifullies]

I'm sure plenty of people have replied by now, but I have healing powers should you ever need them.

[ A beat. ]

You don't know if you've ever owned a shop?

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[helpline]

I don't know how to own a shop. I've done a lot of things but none of them are shop-ish.

[smoking_analyst]

They're not really creepy, and some people are a bit faster. So what happened scrape your knee?

[helpline]

Nah, I'm just taking a census.

[resipiscent]

I do. But I don't know whether they're creepy or not.

[helpline]

Not creepy healing powers can go on the list as well.

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[tardily]

[ There is one hell of an overcast sky above Barry before: ]

Since when are healing powers and creepy used in the same sentence?

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[helpline]

Since now?

[ said with a SHRUG. ]

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[gemmeus]

Oh! Did you say 'healing,' Mr. Doctor? That's what was in my file, but I haven't tried it yet. [ She's not even sure if she can, but it's worth a mention anyway. ]

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[helpline]

Pearl! [ said with a BIG GRIN. ] In that case, I'll go ahead and add you to the list—maybe you'll be able to try out your power this way?

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[freckledninja]

Healing's creepy now?

Sensei and Leo can do it a little bit but I never learned.

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[helpline]

Depends on the healing! I mean, if it's wave your hands and glowy things happen healing, that's not creepy. But if you've got to touch the wound, that's a bit creepy.

[doubleblind]

[Cosima raises her hand though her smile looks a little forced. She's 98% sure this is about Clara. It feels like it's about Clara.]

I do. Sorta! Officially it's cell regeneration, which isn't really magic, it's science. The fact that all I need to do is touch someone to cause it probably qualifies it as both magical and a little creepy.

[helpline]

[ It is totally about Clara. ]

D'you have to stick your fingers in the wound or can you just lightly touch it?

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[hostage]

[The Doctor annoys the hell out of Jesse, but there's always the chance he's asking on someone else's behalf, so...]

I can heal people.

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[helpline]

How creepy is it?

[ yeah that annoyance is just gonna keep coming..... ]

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[burnseternal]

The magical nature of my powers could certainly be the subject of a rather spirited debate, but I have healing powers nonetheless... though not ones that I would think to describe as creepy in any way.

If you or another you know is in need of healing, brother, I am happy to offer my services. All you must do is ask.

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[helpline]

Saint Walker! [ The Doctor replies, with a big grin, like he's just realizing something. ] You'd be perfect for the job, how come I didn't realize this before?

[ healing powers AND Clara gets to meet a fun alien. ]

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[sentielemental]

Why are healing powers "creepy"? Or do you only want kinds that are creepy?

[Excuse him, this is a very strangely word question to want people to answer.]

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[helpline]

I don't want creepy kinds to begin with! But it's a true fact that some healing powers are a bit creepy.

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[matadorable]

I can heal people
with my songs

while also being dead at the same time



does healing people
while being dead
count as creepy

permavid!

[helpline]

Nah, that just counts as irony.