text

[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

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voice;

[wizzardly]

Oh dear gods, what are you planning?

voice

[aggressiveapathy]

Are you hiding love powers from me, wiz?

voice

[wizzardly]

I would think you'd be able to guess that by looking at my life.

text;

[exceptfebruary]

You preempted me.

[aggressiveapathy]

i have powers

[exceptfebruary]

We all have powers.

[raw]

"It happens every year"?

[aggressiveapathy]

sometimes twice

[raw]

Sounds like bullshit.

text

[huntergames]

i got a date for my friend

[ Don't do it. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

deets

[huntergames]

i got someone to ask out my roommate! or she asked him out
i forget who did it
but they went out together :)

[douchebag]

You're shitting us. That's not a real power.

[ Is it? ]

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a new rule of the internet
communicator
whatever
if you can think of it
someone has it as a power

text

[rathercommon]

PLEASE tell me you're not trying to CAUSE some mass panic where people fall in love with one another. Please tell me this is just for some friend.

[aggressiveapathy]

fine
i won't tell you that

[textualhealing]

Love is a lie.

[aggressiveapathy]

and a battlefield

[itistolaugh]

[ And then Jeff got the silent treatment for a week. ]

private, video

[brushoff]

[ Dorian.......is 100% sulking. ]

April, your husband's being an ass.

perma that

[aggressiveapathy]

But it's such a hot ass.

text;

[hasitsthorns]

I'm going to ask you to stop
in the name of love
before you break my heart

[aggressiveapathy]

but i already thought it over

Voice

[cantwalkwithoutit]

...What?

[aggressiveapathy]

what what?